A couple in their late sixties make an appointment to see a sex therapist and ask him if they can have sex while he watches. Puzzled the doctor nethertheless agrees - and sits quietly while the elderly lovers get down to it. After a screaming climax the physician nods solemly. "In my professional opinion", he says there's nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse." Happy, the couple pay the £50 fee and leave - only to return the next week and repeat the exercise. This continues for several weeks, and each time the doctor has to conclude that no matter what the position, the paramoour pensioners are perfectly adequate at shagging. Finally, the doctor himself becomes curious. "Just exactly what are
you trying to find out?" he asks. "Nothing", say the old man, but she's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to mine". "So why come to me?" says the doctor. The old man grins "Well he beams, "the Holiday Inn chages £90, The Hilton charges £108. We do it here for £50-and I get £43 back from Bupa."
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