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12 Days of Christmas

Post by Em Eye » Thu, 01 Dec 2005 2:41 pm

I'm struggling to remember all the presents

1st Day - Partridge in a pear tree
2nd Day - 2 calling birds
3rd Day - 3 french hens
4th Day - calling birds
5th Day - 5 diamond ring

Can't remember 6 - 12 can anyone help please???

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Post by madwolfie » Thu, 01 Dec 2005 2:49 pm

1 - a partridge
2 - 2 turtle doves
3 - 3 french hens
4 - 4 calling birds
5 - 5 golden rings
6 - 6 geese a-laying
7 - 7 swans a-swimming
8 - 8 maids a-milking
9 - 9 ladies dancing
10 - 10 lords a-leaping
11 - 11 pipers piping
12 - 12 drummers drumming

:)

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Post by Em Eye » Thu, 01 Dec 2005 2:53 pm

Thank you, thank you, thank you! It's been driving me CRAZY!

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Post by madwolfie » Thu, 01 Dec 2005 2:58 pm

Know exactly what you mean :) Have a merry christmas dear :)

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Post by Saint » Thu, 01 Dec 2005 6:12 pm

The politically correct version is

On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my potential-acquaintance-rape-survivor gave to me:


TWELVE males reclaiming their inner warrior through ritual drumming.

ELEVEN pipers piping (plus the 18-member pit orchestra made up of members in good standing of the Musicians Equity Union as called for in their union contract even though they will not be asked to play a note...)

TEN melanin-deprived testosterone-poisoned scions of the patriarchal ruling class system leaping,

NINE persons engaged in rhythmic self-expression,

EIGHT economically disadvantaged female persons stealing milk-products from enslaved Bovine-Europeans,

SEVEN endangered swans swimming on protected wetlands,

SIX enslaved fowl-Europeans producing stolen nonhuman animal products,

FIVE golden symbols of culturally sanctioned enforced domestic incarceration,
NOTE: after member of the Animal Liberation Front threatened to throw red paint at my computer, the calling birds, French hens and partridge have been reintroduced to their native habitat. To avoid further animal-European enslavement, the remaining gift package has been revised.


FOUR hours of recorded whale songs,

THREE deconstructionist poets,

TWO Sierra Club calendars printed on recycled processed tree carcasses

And an Animal Rights activist chained to an old-growth pear tree.

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Post by micknlea » Thu, 01 Dec 2005 10:54 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

love it Saint...
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