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What's Your Name Game!

Postby jag78 » Mon, 28 Nov 2005 2:47 pm

The following is an excerpt from a (pretty rubbish) children's book, "Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plight of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

What's your name according to the formula?

1. Use the 3rd letter of your FIRST name to determine your new first name:

a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy

2. Use the 2nd letter of your LAST name to determine the *first half of your new last name:

a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o =potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v =pickle
w =hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle

3. Use the 3rd letter of your LAST name to determine the *second half of your new last name:

a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Fluffy Chucklefanny.

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Postby rheo » Mon, 28 Nov 2005 3:05 pm

doofus farkle dunkin

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Postby dot dot dot » Mon, 28 Nov 2005 3:32 pm

dorky pottyshorts, pleased to meet you... :)

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Postby Baron Greenback » Mon, 28 Nov 2005 3:39 pm

nice one eric :D

I am:
fluffy dippin frack
dorfus chicken hump

depending if I use my real name or my name on the forum

I'd rather be a combination of the two & be fluffy chicken hump
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Postby rheo » Mon, 28 Nov 2005 3:44 pm

nice to meet u guys

doofus family
:)

I'm Dunkin but i'm not DOnut

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Postby Rose_YG » Mon, 28 Nov 2005 3:44 pm

Snooty Dippinlips... :P
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Postby dot dot dot » Mon, 28 Nov 2005 3:52 pm

Rose_YG wrote:Snooty Dippinlips... :P


Hahahaha!!!!! :D

It does suit you though... :P

Eric

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Postby guruvishwanath » Mon, 28 Nov 2005 4:08 pm

Fanny! Dorfus Farkle Fanny at your service. How may i be helping you :shock: :o :D

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Postby Rose_YG » Mon, 28 Nov 2005 4:12 pm

Eric from the Netherlands wrote:
Rose_YG wrote:Snooty Dippinlips... :P


Hahahaha!!!!! :D

It does suit you though... :P

Eric



Funny, Eric? I'm snooty huh? :twisted:
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Postby rheo » Mon, 28 Nov 2005 4:36 pm

dippin lips?
interesting

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Postby Saint » Mon, 28 Nov 2005 5:00 pm

Sneezy Frickentush :o

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Postby dot dot dot » Mon, 28 Nov 2005 5:22 pm

Rose_YG wrote:
Eric from the Netherlands wrote:
Rose_YG wrote:Snooty Dippinlips... :P


Hahahaha!!!!! :D

It does suit you though... :P

Eric



Funny, Eric? I'm snooty huh? :twisted:


Like Rheo stated.... :wink:

Eric

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Postby Bafana » Mon, 28 Nov 2005 6:12 pm

Hi there chaps - Snooty Wafflehump reporting for duty :cool:

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Postby madwolfie » Mon, 28 Nov 2005 6:45 pm

Boobie Wafflesprinkles "sprinkling" by...

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Postby briceloh » Mon, 28 Nov 2005 8:10 pm

Fluffy gizzard lips.....oh man...who will kiss that! :shock: :P
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