What's Your Name Game!

[jag78]

The following is an excerpt from a (pretty rubbish) children's book, "Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plight of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

What's your name according to the formula?

1. Use the 3rd letter of your FIRST name to determine your new first name:

a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy

2. Use the 2nd letter of your LAST name to determine the *first half of your new last name:

a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o =potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v =pickle
w =hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle

3. Use the 3rd letter of your LAST name to determine the *second half of your new last name:

a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Fluffy Chucklefanny.

[rheo]

doofus farkle dunkin

[dot dot dot]

dorky pottyshorts, pleased to meet you...

Eric

[Baron Greenback]

nice one eric

I am:
fluffy dippin frack
dorfus chicken hump

depending if I use my real name or my name on the forum

I'd rather be a combination of the two & be fluffy chicken hump

[rheo]

nice to meet u guys

doofus family


I'm Dunkin but i'm not DOnut

[Rose_YG]

Snooty Dippinlips...

[dot dot dot]

Snooty Dippinlips...

Hahahaha!!!!!

It does suit you though...

Eric

[guruvishwanath]

Fanny! Dorfus Farkle Fanny at your service. How may i be helping you

[Rose_YG]

Snooty Dippinlips...

Hahahaha!!!!!

It does suit you though...

Eric

Funny, Eric? I'm snooty huh?

[rheo]

dippin lips?
interesting

[Saint]

Sneezy Frickentush

[dot dot dot]

Snooty Dippinlips...

Hahahaha!!!!!

It does suit you though...

Eric

Funny, Eric? I'm snooty huh?

Like Rheo stated....

Eric

[Bafana]

Hi there chaps - Snooty Wafflehump reporting for duty

[madwolfie]

Boobie Wafflesprinkles "sprinkling" by...

[briceloh]

Fluffy gizzard lips.....oh man...who will kiss that!