What's Your Name Game!

jag78 · Post by **jag78** » Mon, 28 Nov 2005 2:47 pm

The following is an excerpt from a (pretty rubbish) children's book, "Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plight of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

What's your name according to the formula?

1. Use the 3rd letter of your FIRST name to determine your new first name:

a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy

2. Use the 2nd letter of your LAST name to determine the *first half of your new last name:

a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o =potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v =pickle
w =hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle

3. Use the 3rd letter of your LAST name to determine the *second half of your new last name:

a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Fluffy Chucklefanny.

rheo · Post by **rheo** » Mon, 28 Nov 2005 3:05 pm

doofus farkle dunkin

dot dot dot · Post by **dot dot dot** » Mon, 28 Nov 2005 3:32 pm

dorky pottyshorts, pleased to meet you...

Eric

Baron Greenback · Post by **Baron Greenback** » Mon, 28 Nov 2005 3:39 pm

nice one eric

I am:
fluffy dippin frack
dorfus chicken hump

depending if I use my real name or my name on the forum

I'd rather be a combination of the two & be fluffy chicken hump

rheo · Post by **rheo** » Mon, 28 Nov 2005 3:44 pm

nice to meet u guys

doofus family

I'm Dunkin but i'm not DOnut

Rose_YG · Post by **Rose_YG** » Mon, 28 Nov 2005 3:44 pm

Snooty Dippinlips...

dot dot dot · Post by **dot dot dot** » Mon, 28 Nov 2005 3:52 pm

Rose_YG wrote:Snooty Dippinlips...

Hahahaha!!!!!

It does suit you though...

Eric

guruvishwanath · Post by **guruvishwanath** » Mon, 28 Nov 2005 4:08 pm

Fanny! Dorfus Farkle Fanny at your service. How may i be helping you

Rose_YG · Post by **Rose_YG** » Mon, 28 Nov 2005 4:12 pm

Eric from the Netherlands wrote:
Rose_YG wrote:Snooty Dippinlips...
Hahahaha!!!!!

It does suit you though...

Eric

Funny, Eric? I'm snooty huh?

rheo · Post by **rheo** » Mon, 28 Nov 2005 4:36 pm

dippin lips?
interesting

Saint · Post by **Saint** » Mon, 28 Nov 2005 5:00 pm

Sneezy Frickentush

dot dot dot · Post by **dot dot dot** » Mon, 28 Nov 2005 5:22 pm

Rose_YG wrote:
Eric from the Netherlands wrote:
Rose_YG wrote:Snooty Dippinlips...
Hahahaha!!!!!

It does suit you though...

Eric

Funny, Eric? I'm snooty huh?

Like Rheo stated....

Eric

Bafana · Post by **Bafana** » Mon, 28 Nov 2005 6:12 pm

Hi there chaps - Snooty Wafflehump reporting for duty

madwolfie · Post by **madwolfie** » Mon, 28 Nov 2005 6:45 pm

Boobie Wafflesprinkles "sprinkling" by...

briceloh · Post by **briceloh** » Mon, 28 Nov 2005 8:10 pm

Fluffy gizzard lips.....oh man...who will kiss that!

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