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The Sg expat has assimilated the local unsavoury traits well

Postby Equalizer » Sat, 19 Nov 2005 9:09 pm

Case one!)
Ang Moh char Boh goes round the Cold Storage mornings Saturday or Sun-starts with the the fruits first she will simply pkuck a banana and eat as if to test if sweet or not then take a bunch of them bananas .Walk to the apricots and nuts section again test apricots put thre or four into her mouth but never buy ..then proceed to the vegetables and even test the celery took a stalk to chew on.!

At the eggs counter when no one is looking she leaves the bananas there and proceeds on to the ham counter and had the gall to ask to taste the apple baked ham shavings! After having after one or two shavings she asked for four slices of apple baked ham.

At the end all she bought was a pack of orange juice and th e4 slices of apple baked ham -after having had her morning breakfast at Cold storage!

Case no2)

Chow angmo man with his son goes to Delifrance to eat breakfast in aircon comfort Whilst there he selcts from th emagazine stand th emagazines he wants to "READ" so it seems The magaizines are themore expensive ones and popular ones amongst expats like autocars expat living etc newsweek. He then proceeds downstaris with magazines rolledi in his armpits and holding on to his unfinished coffee... to the tables and chairs outside the shop on the sidewalk and pretend to finish off his coffee.

When no one is look he vamoos with the magazines as well!

STINGKO or NOT?????

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:D :o :D :o :shock:

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Postby sundaymorningstaple » Sat, 19 Nov 2005 9:33 pm

When in Rome?.........

If it looks unsavory to you, then guess what it looks like to all of us who are not like that when we see you all do it...... :roll:

Hoist by your own petard? :)

Also see you are cut & pasting your very bad english over on the Angry Board as well. I also doubt seriously that you are from or in Amsterdam.
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Postby Strong Eagle » Sat, 19 Nov 2005 11:31 pm

To quote T2K... which still cracks me up under the pickup lines thread:

So how?

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Postby Vaucluse » Sat, 19 Nov 2005 11:51 pm

STINGKO or NOT?????



Yes, you are.
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Re: The Sg expat has assimilated the local unsavoury traits

Postby Mary Hatch Bailey » Sun, 20 Nov 2005 7:51 am

Jeopardy question: What is the imaginary name of ex-front man for the Police and John Lennon's widow?

What is:
Equalizer wrote:STINGKO

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Postby Vaucluse » Sun, 20 Nov 2005 9:45 am

:lol: :lol:
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