Best one liner for ONS?

mystic law · Post by **mystic law** » Sun, 13 Nov 2005 7:18 pm

your place or mine?

Or

"Shall we fxxk?"

banana · Post by **banana** » Sun, 13 Nov 2005 9:31 pm

Please dude, have a bit of class.

It's "nice shoes, wanna fck?"

sapphire · Post by **sapphire** » Sun, 13 Nov 2005 9:32 pm

Shoe fetish as well?

banana · Post by **banana** » Sun, 13 Nov 2005 9:33 pm

if it fits, why not?

sapphire · Post by **sapphire** » Sun, 13 Nov 2005 9:34 pm

Fits where?

banana · Post by **banana** » Sun, 13 Nov 2005 9:35 pm

don't you worry your purdy little head, I've got a shoehorn handy

sapphire · Post by **sapphire** » Sun, 13 Nov 2005 9:36 pm

Oh boy! Kinkier by the second!

banana · Post by **banana** » Sun, 13 Nov 2005 9:47 pm

nah, it comes in handy when the toilet seat is left up

sapphire · Post by **sapphire** » Sun, 13 Nov 2005 10:27 pm

Umm...are you George Michael?

banana · Post by **banana** » Sun, 13 Nov 2005 10:33 pm

No, I am not half of Wham.

Bubbles · Post by **Bubbles** » Mon, 14 Nov 2005 7:34 am

How about.........

'Get your coat, you're pulled'....

Or...'How do you like your eggs in the morning, boiled, fried or fertilized?'

Yep, total grossout that last one, but it's been around for years.

dot dot dot · Post by **dot dot dot** » Mon, 14 Nov 2005 8:56 am

Bubbles wrote:'How do you like your eggs in the morning, boiled, fried or fertilized?'

hahaha....

Would love to say that one to a 'potential' (but won't of course...

)

Remember a friend of mine, in a bar in Amsterdam. He was kind of 'loaded' when seeing this girl he thought would be his 'lady of the century'. He went straight over to here, grabbed a rubber from his pants' pocket, put it in the air and shouted the magic sentence: 'How about some porn tonite baby?'

Next thing he knew he was thrown out of the place by the bouncer, who happened to be the girls' boyfriend.

Eric

MontyDub · Post by **MontyDub** » Mon, 14 Nov 2005 11:33 am

My friends have always believed in the "1 of 10 Rule"...in which, if you hit on a least 10 women in a bar, one of them will go home with you.

Some of my favorites:

- Do you sleep on your stomach?...Can I?
- You must have bought those jeans on mars because your butt is out of this world.
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
- Hey, you wanna make $50 the hard way?

varun · Post by **varun** » Mon, 14 Nov 2005 3:52 pm

Reminds me of the time when I was at this party when a guy (a co-host, no less, much the worse for drink) goes up to this really pretty Swedish lady (my ex-boss' girlfriend) and says: "There are many angels at this party. And you're one of them."

Now I know, like, and respect this lady, so I was a bit peeved... She, on the other hand, burst out laughing. The guy beat a hasty retreat.

- V.

Post by **Strong Eagle** » Mon, 14 Nov 2005 4:23 pm

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