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Sexpo 2005

Postby banana » Mon, 07 Nov 2005 9:54 pm

IT'S HERE!!

Will it be filled with women trying to look prepubescent and have their hands permanently fused in the KAWAII pose? Will old Chinese aunties go tut tut tut whilst their husbands pretend to take an interest in current affairs? Will VCD vendors be vindicated? The mind boggles.
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Postby Scorpion » Tue, 08 Nov 2005 1:50 am

Guess you had got enough sneak preview show for this s-xpo :wink:
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Postby Vaucluse » Tue, 08 Nov 2005 8:56 am

Do you have a stand at the exhibition, banana?
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Postby dot dot dot » Tue, 08 Nov 2005 8:58 am

Back in Holland I got so fed up with all these sexpo exhibitions all the time, that I cannot say to be interested in this one, but on the other hand, I am quite curious how Singaporeans will handle this.

In Holland most of the visitors weren't exactly the middle or upper class people visiting the exhibitions, wonder who one would meet here: Ah Beng / Ah Lian?

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Postby locallass » Tue, 08 Nov 2005 9:45 am

Sexpo? We're Singaporeans and we don't have sex :o

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Postby Vaucluse » Tue, 08 Nov 2005 9:47 am

locallass wrote:Sexpo? We're Singaporeans and we don't have sex :o

:lol: :lol: :lol:



(harking back to my younger, unmarried days)

Oh so not true, locallass!!!!
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Postby k1w1 » Tue, 08 Nov 2005 9:51 am

And who says that Britain doesn't still have an influence?

God, I can just imagine this at home too. It would be nothing but scaremongering about AIDS and 5000 reasons that you should not have sex till you are married. Then there would be the religious stands and the feminist protesters outside... Then someone would get their lingerie in a twist because gay couples were/were not represented. Something tells me THAT won't be an issue here :lol:

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Postby locallass » Tue, 08 Nov 2005 9:57 am

K1w1, we still don't have sex even after marriage. We're all too busy working 14 hour days trying to afford that HDB flat and 1.5l car. According to a Durex survey, Singaporeans have least sex as compared to the rest of the world. Oh wait, we went one notch up this year. The Japanese have this honour now, making us second lowest.

No need for 5,000 reasons not to have sex, we just need one four letter word. W.O.R.K.

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Postby cyber_m0nkey » Tue, 08 Nov 2005 11:54 am

Part of the exhibition - "(Laser Virginal Rejuvenation)"

I don't know about anyone else, but I'll pass on this one thanks....

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Postby Vaucluse » Tue, 08 Nov 2005 2:28 pm

cyber_m0nkey wrote:Part of the exhibition - "(Laser Virginal Rejuvenation)"

I don't know about anyone else, but I'll pass on this one thanks....


Your virginity needs rejuvenating, cyber_monkey? :lol:
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Re: Sexpo 2005

Postby Kimi » Tue, 08 Nov 2005 8:09 pm

banana wrote:IT'S HERE!!

Will it be filled with women trying to look prepubescent and have their hands permanently fused in the KAWAII pose? Will old Chinese aunties go tut tut tut whilst their husbands pretend to take an interest in current affairs? Will VCD vendors be vindicated? The mind boggles.


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Postby Bafana » Tue, 08 Nov 2005 9:51 pm

Gotta love Singapore lah - Everything Kiasu

"Children below 12: Free entrance to Living Room section"

I wonder what some half brain dead job protecting femme nazi pencil pushing mid level manager decided this was a good idea - Yet another way to screw with a young mind - Apart from endless hours at school and at home doing homework or in the libraray/burger king/coffee bean/starbucks/etc studying.

Yes I know it appears like an enlightened move but to take under twelve to a sexpo full of Singaporeans saying "Can Ah", "Why like dat lah" and "Can get doscount three vibrator for price of one - Cannnnnnn...."

I think we should shorten the process and just give Singaporean children shock therapy from the age of five - I sometimes thing it would be more humane then makign the grow up, suffer more and then either become perverts or Aunties :P

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Postby dot dot dot » Tue, 08 Nov 2005 9:53 pm

locallass wrote:Sexpo? We're Singaporeans and we don't have sex :o

:lol: :lol: :lol:


Hmmm.... :wink:

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Postby banana » Wed, 09 Nov 2005 12:32 am

Personally, I think after generations of being told we were found in rubbish bins, it's about time we got introduced to the stork.
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Postby Scorpion » Thu, 10 Nov 2005 2:16 am

Banana, are you arranging a free tour in to the sexpo 2005 :wink:
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