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my reason

Postby IrishinSing » Wed, 09 Nov 2005 5:01 pm

You know why I drink, apart from the obvious reasons that it tastes good and they kick you out of strip clubs if you are not drinking.....

I find it allows me to tolerate all manner of tossers who under other circumstances I would find way more tedious.....
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Postby Bubbles » Thu, 10 Nov 2005 6:31 pm

Nice one Irish, nice one son.
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Postby Woman » Fri, 11 Nov 2005 5:21 am

Perhaps these reasons should satisfy our "Boy Wonder" ??

SIXTEEN REASONS WHY ALCOHOL SHOULD BE SERVED AT WORK...
1. It's an incentive to show up.
2. It leads to more honest communications.
3. It reduces complaints about low pay.
4. Employees tell management what they think, not what they want to hear.
5. It encourages car pooling.
6. Increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don't
care.
7. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.
8. It makes fellow employees look better.
9. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
10. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.
11. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
12. Employees work later since there's no longer a need to relax at the bar.
13. It makes everyone more open with their ideas.
14. Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on their lunch
break.
15. Employees no longer need coffee to sober up.
16. Sitting "Bare Butt" on the copy machine will no longer be seen as
"gross."
"To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost." - Gustave Flaubert

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After drinks

Postby Scorpion » Fri, 11 Nov 2005 6:02 am

These are not surely benefits of drinking alcohol :wink: , must be the effects :P

1st few drinks ...
Feel more relaxed, reduced concentration and slower reflexes :cool:

Next few more drinks ...
Fewer inhibitions, more confidence, reduced coordination, slurred speech, intense moods — e.g. sad, happy, angry :devil:

Still more drinks ...
Confusion, blurred vision, poor muscle control :x

Extra more ...
Nausea, vomiting, sleep :twisted:

Non-stop …
Possibly coma or death :cry:

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Postby Wind In My Hair » Fri, 11 Nov 2005 7:46 am

Woman wrote:Perhaps these reasons should satisfy our "Boy Wonder" ?

ha ha, good one Woman.

i see you registered. welcome!

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Postby Bubbles » Fri, 11 Nov 2005 3:50 pm

Ah Scorpion, too serious, we're only talking social drinkies....
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