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Raped by a dog.

Post by Dunk » Fri, 04 Nov 2005 2:50 pm

Extract from the Yorkshire Evening Post:

"A drunk who claimed he had been raped by a dog was yesterday jailed for 12 months by a judge. Martin Hoyle, 45, was arrested by police after a passing motorist and his girlfriend found a Staffordshire bull terrier, called Badger, having sex with him at the side of a road in Huddersfield, West Yorkshire.

Prosecutor Ben Crosland said the couple had stopped to help because they thought Hoyle was being attacked by the animal. But when they got closer they saw that he had his trousers round his ankles, was down on all fours and the dog was straddling him from behind.

"The defendant mumbled something about the dog having taken a liking to him," said Mr Crosland. "The couple were extremely offended and sickened by what they saw." Another passing motorist contacted the police and Hoyle was arrested as he walked with the dog down the road.

Hoyle, of East view, Marsh, Huddersfield, told police "I can't help it if the dog took a liking to me. He tried to rape me."

He repeated the ra pe allegation at the police station and added "The dog pulled my trousers down." Hoyle, who has had a long-standing alcohol problem, was jailed for 12 months after he admitted committing an act which outraged public decency.

His barrister said Hoyle had no memory of the incident because of his drunken state, but was now very remorseful and incredibly embarrassed.

Jailing him, Judge Alistair McCallum told Hoyle "Never before in my time at the bar or on the bench have I ever had to deal with somebody who voluntarily allowed himself to be buggered by a dog on the public highway. Frankly it is beyond most of our comprehension. It is an absolutely disgusting thing for members of the public to have to witness. 8-[

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Post by jag78 » Fri, 04 Nov 2005 2:57 pm

Oh my...I don't know about you but I feel terrible for the dog :?

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Re: Raped by a dog.

Post by sapphire » Fri, 04 Nov 2005 3:05 pm

Dunk wrote: "I can't help it if the dog took a liking to me. He tried to rape me."
"The dog pulled my trousers down."
Hahahahaha, those two statements cracked me up! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Poor dog!! :o
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Bad dog

Post by Dunk » Fri, 04 Nov 2005 3:06 pm

Why? Badger took the poor man's trousers down while he was clearly just bending over to do his shoelace up...and I heard Badger was totally naked when he crept up behind the poor man. Bad dog.

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Post by sapphire » Fri, 04 Nov 2005 3:07 pm

LOL @ bad dog! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by Alfalfa » Fri, 04 Nov 2005 4:51 pm

Yikes, being raped by a dog???? hahahaha....

Can't imagine this but truly I think it is hilarious...even a bitch can run away from a male dog to avoid being raped. :lol:
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Post by emiko08 » Sat, 17 Dec 2005 8:25 pm

:shock: :lol: :lol:

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Post by briceloh » Sat, 17 Dec 2005 8:31 pm

That guy is seriously sick!
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Post by emiko08 » Sat, 17 Dec 2005 8:33 pm

i think the dog is so poor thing!

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Post by jaz_collections » Sat, 17 Dec 2005 9:12 pm

emiko08 wrote:i think the dog is so poor thing!
HAHAHAHA :???: !!!!
HO! HO! HO!

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Post by brifusg » Sat, 17 Dec 2005 9:55 pm

I simply don't believe it :D

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Post by Plavt » Sat, 17 Dec 2005 10:07 pm

The dog must have been desperate.

:D :D :D :D :D

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Post by Vaucluse » Sat, 17 Dec 2005 10:15 pm

Doggy Style . . . . a typical canine modus operandi . . . the dig did it.
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