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elizabeth
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A realistic joke

Postby elizabeth » Thu, 27 Oct 2005 1:56 pm

This pair of parents so realistic!!!

A young girl missed her period for two months...Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant now.....

Shouting, Cursing, Crying, the mother scream :"Who was the pig that did
this to you?. I want to know...!!!!!".

The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a
Ferrari car stops in front of their house, a mature and distinguished man with dark hair and impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out of it and enters the house slowly .

He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl, and tells
them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem

However, I can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but
I'll take the responsibility. If a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail
stores, a townhouse, a beach Villa and a $1,000,000 bank account .

If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a
$2,000,000 bank account .

If it is twins, 5 factory each and $5,000,000 for each child.

However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?".

At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places his hand
firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him :
You Can Try Again.

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Postby Bafana » Thu, 27 Oct 2005 4:50 pm

Very good lah...

I like pragmatic people like the father in the sorty above :cool:


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