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Postby Vaucluse » Sun, 06 Nov 2005 12:00 pm

Wham wrote:Vaucluse, your grandfather most likely heard the original version as told by the Navajo Indians where the punchline referred to white settlers as opposed to ASIAN indians:


Ah yes, that could be . . . In it's original version, it's a bit more evident:

ο παππούς σας άκουσε Indian πιθανότατα την Hindi αρχική έκδοση όπως έχει την Asians uncle υποχρέωση από το Ναβάχο Ινδοί όπου το punchline αναφέρθηκε στους taxi λευκούς αποίκους σε market αντιδιαστολή με ΑΣΙΑΤΙΚΟΥΣ Ινδούς

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Postby EADG » Sun, 06 Nov 2005 12:08 pm

Mary Hatch Bailey wrote:
Wham wrote:?????????? ??????? ????? ????????????? ???????. ??????? ????? ? ?????????
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I'm sure this is where I shake my head and say: it's all greek to me...


looks like a story by our friend sxq156284
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Postby Vaucluse » Sun, 06 Nov 2005 12:12 pm

Not enough commas - unlike his alter-ego rpammi . . .
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Postby rpammi » Sun, 06 Nov 2005 12:22 pm

lol ,,hey cummon do share the joke abt the Indian and the taxi driver,,wld luv to hear it.

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Postby EADG » Sun, 06 Nov 2005 12:39 pm

rpammi wrote:lol ,,hey cummon do share the joke abt the Indian and the taxi driver,,wld luv to hear it.


so ,,,,whe,n, you have coffee ,do you call,,, ,it ,a "cuppa" ,?
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Postby Vaucluse » Sun, 06 Nov 2005 2:01 pm

EADG wrote:
rpammi wrote:lol ,,hey cummon do share the joke abt the Indian and the taxi driver,,wld luv to hear it.


so ,,,,whe,n, you have coffee ,do you call,,, ,it ,a "cuppa" ,?


:lol: :lol: - You and Wham couild be the Dan Rowan and Dick Martin of this board . . . (or not knowing you would give you the option of being jack Klugman and Tony Randall)

Sorry,,, rpammi - if you can't read ancient Arapaho or Navajo . . . I guess Injuns ain't Indians :)


(please, please don't take offense at my ramblings, rpammi - just the thoughts of an insensitive and highly juvenile sad git )
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Postby rpammi » Sun, 06 Nov 2005 2:14 pm

lol ..i choose not to bother since i dint understand what was written above.
Cheers~ :cool:

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Postby amylovespp » Sat, 12 Nov 2005 10:02 am

samantha wrote:i got one who didn't know where my destination was. he dumped the street directory back to us and asked me and my friend to find it and tell him where the street was... finally after going around in circles... he dropped us off and told ask to walk around as it should be "somewhere around here"... and guess wat? we had to pay for his "service"... $14 :mad: :mad:


same same. but he return 2 dollar to me,,, finally. anyway took 1 hour from clementi to little india :o

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Postby sapphire » Sat, 12 Nov 2005 10:11 am

Amy loves pp? LOL! :lol: :lol:
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Postby sundaymorningstaple » Sat, 12 Nov 2005 12:03 pm

sapphire wrote:Amy loves pp? LOL! :lol: :lol:


Sounds like somebody is into golden showers! :oops:

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Postby Est_ » Sun, 13 Nov 2005 6:59 pm

The worst taxi ride for me ever was when the taxi driver starting boasting about how smart his son is and how rich he is which was still ok since i was ignoring him but oh my goodness... what really shocked me was when he started to talk about the woman's private part :o :evil: Geez luckily I was just about a couple of mins away from where i'll be alighting at...
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Postby Vaucluse » Mon, 14 Nov 2005 12:10 am

Est_ wrote:The worst taxi ride for me ever was when the taxi driver starting boasting about how smart his son is and how rich he is which was still ok since i was ignoring him but oh my goodness... what really shocked me was when he started to talk about the woman's private part :o :evil: Geez luckily I was just about a couple of mins away from where i'll be alighting at...



Here it would have to tbe the mobile phone, no?
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