Limerick

[Kimi]

This reminds me of how luvly commuting on trains in Tokyo:

the morning commute is a bone-crunching trip
you need a good grip and a stiff upper lip
and it makes you contemplate slaughter
as your eyes they do water
when some fool lets a foul floater slip

[Wild Rover]

There was a young actress from Crewe,
Who remarked as the vicar withdrew,
"The Bishop was quicker, and better and slicker,
And two inches longer than you."

There once was a young man from Harrow,
Whose dick was as big as a marrow.
He said to his tart, "Try this for a start.
My balls are outside on a barrow

There's more, but I don't think can post here

[Saint]

Mary had a little skirt
with splits right up the sides,
and every time that Mary walked
the boys could see her Thighs.
Mary had another skirt
twas split right up the front,
...but she didn’t wear that one very often.