They decided to rename 'hurricane rita'...

xobeerjuice · Post by **xobeerjuice** » Mon, 26 Sep 2005 1:10 pm

...to 'hurricane kate moss'

cos it sucks up everything in sight!

Baron Greenback · Post by **Baron Greenback** » Mon, 26 Sep 2005 1:16 pm

very good

xobeerjuice · Post by **xobeerjuice** » Mon, 26 Sep 2005 1:26 pm

Actually, what I learn is Kate Moss is a supermodel from UK.

Is she dirty?

Baron Greenback · Post by **Baron Greenback** » Mon, 26 Sep 2005 1:30 pm

no she has been in trouble recently for cocaine allegations

Vaucluse · Post by **Vaucluse** » Mon, 26 Sep 2005 2:34 pm

They decided to rename Hurricane Rita to my ex wife's name, because she sucked up everything . . . (this has no sexual nor drug-realted innuendo)

dot dot dot · Post by **dot dot dot** » Mon, 26 Sep 2005 6:55 pm

Combining information in posts here and there is drawing a picture of your ex-wife looking like a pretty blond sucker...

And a psychologist would say you were traumatised pretty badly by her, since she still pops up in your memory (when you compare her to a hurricane...

).

Gotta admit now that I am thinking of it, I would characterize my ex-girlfriend pretty much like you do with your ex-wife, must be the blonde hair...

Eric

Wind In My Hair · Post by **Wind In My Hair** » Wed, 28 Sep 2005 8:53 am

vaucluse and eric, you two should start a new thread:

Whose Ex Sucked Most?

Vaucluse · Post by **Vaucluse** » Wed, 28 Sep 2005 9:44 am

That would be no contest - mine is French . . .

Baron Greenback · Post by **Baron Greenback** » Thu, 29 Sep 2005 1:20 pm

Speaking of the French, did you know that the toyota MR2 didn't sell too well in France because if you say M R 2 in french is sounds like Emm Err deux, similar to merde - so it was the poo car

I have heard of other such marketing mishaps, such as the curry sauce sold in England that had an Indian name for diahoreah.

Vaucluse · Post by **Vaucluse** » Thu, 29 Sep 2005 2:28 pm

Speaking of the French

Must we? Ok, for CD's sake . .

When an old company I used to work for released a new Software product, they named it Ramp Software. Everyone thought that was pretty cool, except for those of us based in Holland where ramp means disaster . . .

Mitsubishi Pajero is a no-go in Spanish-speaking ountries where Pajero is slang for wanker . . .

'Hey, there goes the wanker driving his wanker-mobile' Not good for sales . . .

Carpe Diem · Post by **Carpe Diem** » Thu, 29 Sep 2005 2:34 pm

Vaucluse wrote:
Speaking of the French
Must we?

Feel free. I can't read your bad English.

Vaucluse · Post by **Vaucluse** » Thu, 29 Sep 2005 2:42 pm

Carpe Diem wrote:
Vaucluse wrote:
Speaking of the French
Must we?
Feel free. I can't read your bad English.

. . . but you didn't cut and paste the next line:

Ok, for CD's sake . .

Anyway, I am cutting into my own flesh by this . . .

By the way, have you noticed that I am actually proof-reading my contributions now? Not half as amny typos . .

sapphire · Post by **sapphire** » Fri, 30 Sep 2005 10:25 am

This whole thread sucks, what's with all this ex wife/gf bashing? Sheesh! Time to grow up I say!

Vaucluse · Post by **Vaucluse** » Fri, 30 Sep 2005 10:31 am

This whole thread sucks,

. . . as opposed to . . . .

Oh, all right, no more ex-bashing . . . Sapphire's law has been passed . . .

sapphire · Post by **sapphire** » Fri, 30 Sep 2005 10:34 am

Lol, c'mon now, it takes two to tango. Can't be that your ex was the monster and you the perfect angel.
Anyway, the only angel in this world is yours truly.

Btw Vaucluse, I like men who obey.

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