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Postby sapphire » Sat, 24 Sep 2005 12:05 am

Lol SMS, no green eyes here for that tart, would be so for this one below. Now she has class, unlike Ms. Sherawat!

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Postby Vaucluse » Sat, 24 Sep 2005 10:30 am

Looks the same to me - plus this one looks like she'll have an arse like a brewery horse in a few years.

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Postby sapphire » Sat, 24 Sep 2005 11:17 am

Its all about camera angles, you being in IT won't understand that Vaucloseau! Besides, you're a tart yourself, perfect one at that! :P
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Postby sundaymorningstaple » Sat, 24 Sep 2005 11:22 am

Personally, I'd kick both of them out of bed.........











...onto the floor where we would have more room! :mrgreen:

But obviously, we are looking at this from different perspectives. Some men look for women with good taste. I look for women who taste good! While both are attractive, one looks like she could be on a pedestal the other looks like she should be on a bed. That's the one I want! :wink:

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Postby Vaucluse » Sat, 24 Sep 2005 11:56 am

Well, Missy Sapphire - I may have been a tart in my past, but at least I am not tart!!! #-o Uuuuuuuh, when the steam's up, it is UUUUUUUUUPPPPPP there!!!!

Well, SMS, we are agreed on that subject, but when I hark back to my wild days, didn't you just want to really chnage the facial expression of those trumped-up biddies - the best way to do so was to get 'em, do 'em, dump 'em!

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Postby stefania » Sat, 24 Sep 2005 5:09 pm

Bipasha Basu? Nay, i say nah to all except for the old days when we had Parveen Babi, Babita and Sharmila Tagore.....now those were gold!

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Postby sapphire » Sun, 25 Sep 2005 12:26 am

Missy Sapphire? Only a tart would call me that! So, there's a difference between a tart and tart? These over educated, over confident people sometimes baffle me with their trying-to-be-smartass posts! :???: :P

P.S. Stef, I've seen Bips up close, she really is something else! Btw, Parveen Babi was my hubby's fave.
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Postby shirllin » Sun, 25 Sep 2005 9:42 pm

HI~!!!

Hmm....Mallika has a great body I would say....she looks fanstatic in that red sari.....let's see....EXOTIC......jackie chan very gd at his stunts as usual....but getting old....should start venturing to genres suiting his age....

Sapphire: Tum mai maro nahi okie? just stating the fact.... :wink:
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Postby stefania » Sun, 25 Sep 2005 10:25 pm

sapphire wrote:P.S. Stef, I've seen Bips up close, she really is something else! Btw, Parveen Babi was my hubby's fave.


Nah, still don't like her. Parveen was such a beauty on the other hand. Ooh, have you seen Hrithik Roshan in town yet? I'm not too big on him but still, it's Bollywood on our shores! :cool:

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Postby shirllin » Sun, 25 Sep 2005 11:25 pm

Dear Stefania,

Did u catch a glimpse of him? Though I am not a big of his but still would like to see him in person....any info on that? Thnks...

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Postby seraphim » Mon, 26 Sep 2005 2:08 am

I got a picture with Hrithik the first night he arrived in town. Thank God for Orchard Road! 8)
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Postby shirllin » Mon, 26 Sep 2005 2:24 am

Dear Seraphim,

I have heard stars usually go to orchard rd....u r very lucky...I wish I was there....

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Postby Vaucluse » Mon, 26 Sep 2005 10:08 am

I loved my education:

tart1 ( P ) Pronunciation (tärt)
adj. tart·er, tart·est

Having a sharp pungent taste; sour. See Synonyms at sour.

Sharp or bitter in tone or meaning; cutting.
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Postby sapphire » Mon, 26 Sep 2005 4:19 pm

They say a little knowledge is dangerous. Being a good samaritan I'll provide the rest of the definitions of tart that you missed. :P

tart2 ( P ) Pronunciation (tärt)

1.
a. A pastry shell with shallow sides, no top crust, and any of various fillings.
b. Chiefly British. A pie.

2.
a. A prostitute.
b. A woman considered to be sexually promiscuous.
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Postby Vaucluse » Mon, 26 Sep 2005 4:23 pm

I omitted them from my definitions as you are clearly not a pastry puff and I would never insinuate the latter.

I do have some manners, you know!

I was brought up propper loike! :-|
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