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Postby Ling2 » Thu, 22 Sep 2005 9:07 am

Strong Eagle wrote:
Ling2 wrote:
Strong Eagle wrote:
Ling2 wrote:Hahahahahaha :lol: SE, are you offering to demostrate? Do we have audience here that like to see that demostration? :P I am always keen to learn :wink:


Of course I am offering to demonstrate... but only because a description might be too graphic and might be considered as erotic material to some. 8) (I have written the occassional erotic story in the past)

As for the audience... wouldn't that mean we would be "exhibitionists"? :o


Again... :shock: WE? who is we? I thought you are demostrating a job? Am I to be involved? :???: Am I the customer? :P


Hahahahaha.. :lol: Can my bf take my part? I will make popcorn, sit & watch the demo :P

Clearly "WE". How does one man demonstrate a two person operation? The training is "one on one" as it were. And yes, I suppose you can be the customer... might require some changes to the process, however.

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Postby Strong Eagle » Thu, 22 Sep 2005 11:27 am

NO! Your BF can sit and eat popcorn and watch. All demos must be done with genders both concave and convex. :o

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Postby Vaucluse » Thu, 22 Sep 2005 11:33 am

concave and convex




Remember your audience, SE . . .
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'nuff said Image

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Postby Wind In My Hair » Thu, 22 Sep 2005 11:37 am

Vaucluse wrote:
Strong Eagle wrote:concave and convex

Remember your audience, SE . . .

oh oh oh... science lessons! i loved those in school... my teacher said it had something to do with spoons...

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Postby dot dot dot » Thu, 22 Sep 2005 11:46 am

people...

We're not so much looking for witty replies in this thread here, but more for information and/or experiences of a sexual kind.

Please refrain from the intellectual, play it more on an emotional and sensually erotic level, can?

Thanks for your cooperation, much appreciated. :mrgreen:

Eric

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Postby Wind In My Hair » Thu, 22 Sep 2005 11:54 am

oh no! eric is coming round to spank us for being naughty... oohhh. ok everybody stop being silly. serious now. sex is serious business you know. wipe those grins off your faces. this isn't supposed to be fun. it's supposed to be about boring old sex. get to it people.

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Postby Strong Eagle » Thu, 22 Sep 2005 12:08 pm

There was a man from Aberdeen
Who built a screwing machine.
Concave or convex
It fit either sex
And played with itself in between.

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Postby dot dot dot » Thu, 22 Sep 2005 12:28 pm

Wind In My Hair wrote:oh no! eric is coming round to spank us for being naughty... oohhh. ok everybody stop being silly. serious now. sex is serious business you know. wipe those grins off your faces. this isn't supposed to be fun. it's supposed to be about boring old sex. get to it people.


Would love to see you naughty wimh, and seriousness is the last I would hope for in this erotic thread. sex surely not equals boring hopefully?

Now please share some experiences, can? :wink:

Eric

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Postby Strong Eagle » Thu, 22 Sep 2005 12:49 pm

Wind In My Hair wrote:
Vaucluse wrote:
Strong Eagle wrote:concave and convex

Remember your audience, SE . . .

oh oh oh... science lessons! i loved those in school... my teacher said it had something to do with spoons...


Is that where the term "spooning" comes from? :D

v. spooned, spoon·ing, spoons
v. intr.
Informal. To engage in amorous behavior, such as kissing or caressing.

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Postby superedge » Thu, 22 Sep 2005 12:51 pm

Kats_ wrote:Oh boy!

Double standards this.

I am surprised by the reactions - how can you guys encourage such posts? I find it grossly explicit - turning this forum into some cheap erotic site.

Whats next? Hope everyone doesnt start posting their what sexual positions and fantacies they have.

Kats


What's next? maybe Eric's personal oppinions about the bunda :)

BTW, that turns out to be an interesting thread.

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Postby dot dot dot » Thu, 22 Sep 2005 1:44 pm

hey Edge,

Not the bunda, but the tongue licking :wink:

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A língua lambe

A língua lambe as pétalas vermelhas
da rosa pluriaberta; a língua lavra
certo oculto botão, e vai tecendo
lépidas variações de leves ritmos.

E lambe, lambilonga, lambilenta,
a licorina gruta cabeluda,
e, quanto mais lambente, mais ativa,
atinge o céu do céu, entre gemidos,

entre gritos, balidos e rugidos
de leões na floresta, enfurecidos.[/i:1f63ee25c1]

Would you like to translate for the non-portuguese speaking among us? :D

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Postby k1w1 » Thu, 22 Sep 2005 3:21 pm

Eric!! You're making me blush - I think we get the idea here, so probably no need for a translation.

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Postby dot dot dot » Thu, 22 Sep 2005 3:57 pm

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Postby Bubbles » Thu, 22 Sep 2005 4:02 pm

Kerrrrumbs...........

Going for a lie down, this thread has that effect.........lol
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

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Postby Wind In My Hair » Thu, 22 Sep 2005 4:40 pm

Strong Eagle wrote:Is that where the term "spooning" comes from? :D

v. spooned, spoon·ing, spoons
v. intr.
Informal. To engage in amorous behavior, such as kissing or caressing.

kissing and caressing??? what's that got to do with spoons? i thought it meant man and woman facing same direction, woman's back and butt pressed into man's chest and ahem, you know what. like spoons in a kitchen drawer stacked closely together, fitting perfectly.

Eric from the Netherlands wrote:Would love to see you naughty wimh, and seriousness is the last I would hope for in this erotic thread. sex surely not equals boring hopefully?

Now please share some experiences, can? :wink:

ha ha, i'm always naughty! except when i'm being good of course, which is most of the time [-o<

sex is just sex, whether it's boring or not depends on the partners and circumstances. there's a scene in one of the national lampoon vacation movies where they tried to do it in a plane toilet and she got her foot stuck in the toilet and it turned blue... hilarious... now that's funny sex.


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