Singapore Expats Forum

Top Ten Signs Your Kid Is Working With Al Qaeda

Chats, Flames, Jokes, Junks. Don't know where to post ? You've just found the right place.
User avatar
beenhere10years
Chatter
Chatter
Posts: 399
Joined: Mon, 23 May 2005
Location: Up here surrounded by big, green trees

Top Ten Signs Your Kid Is Working With Al Qaeda

Postby beenhere10years » Thu, 15 Sep 2005 8:11 am

Top Ten Signs Your Kid Is Working With Al Qaeda

10. "Greets you every day with, 'Good morning, infidel'"

9. "Spent weekend at mall looking for back-to-school turbans"

8. "His paper route includes the mountainous Tora Bora region"

7. "Keeps mocking you for only having the one wife"

6. "Blind Sheik always coming over to play Grand Theft Auto on Xbox"

5. "You're getting gas for 12 cents a gallon"

4. "He's saving his allowance to buy a camel"

3. "Find yourself saying, 'No Al Jazeera 'til you finish your homework'"

2. "Bedroom is covered with posters of Lebron James and Ayman Al-Zawahiri"

1. "At dinner, angrily declares, 'Death to meatloaf

I had to post this one as well, after all - it was meatloaf night at my house last night...
When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges.

-- jack handy

User avatar
little_bold_bear
Member
Member
Posts: 44
Joined: Sat, 04 Jun 2005
Location: The Bayshore

Postby little_bold_bear » Fri, 28 Oct 2005 8:00 pm

You forgot one more: His allowance is always being blown on something. :D

User avatar
emiko08
Chatter
Chatter
Posts: 342
Joined: Sun, 29 May 2005
Location: Japan
Contact:

Postby emiko08 » Sat, 17 Dec 2005 8:30 pm

lol. :lol: :lol:

User avatar
jaz_collections
Member
Member
Posts: 20
Joined: Wed, 07 Dec 2005
Location: Singapore
Contact:

Postby jaz_collections » Sat, 17 Dec 2005 9:22 pm

emiko08 wrote:lol. :lol: :lol:


HAHAHAHA!!! :???:
HO! HO! HO!

User avatar
riversandlakes
Reporter
Reporter
Posts: 899
Joined: Fri, 22 Jul 2005
Location: Simei
Contact:

Postby riversandlakes » Sun, 18 Dec 2005 12:57 am

:D Very good bh10y

6. "Blind Sheik always coming over to play Grand Theft Auto on Xbox"

Hehe
Goatboy will always cherish his former goatgirl.
But the world is full of fluffier ones.


  • Similar Topics
    Replies
    Views
    Last post

Return to “Leisure Chat, Jokes, Rubbish”

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 2 guests