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How do trees produce fruit?

Post by Nigel OOi » Sat, 10 Sep 2005 4:27 pm

The flower of the tree before the fruit is made is produced when the land decides on the tree flowering or trees flowering.===Flowers are like receivers that receive signals from the sun to create something like, usually a house for the people to live in and the flowers usually come out with a strange thing like a fruit; this is because the fruit lacks the substance to make the house.===NOst.

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Post by Vaucluse » Sat, 10 Sep 2005 5:58 pm

Well, a boy tree and a girl tree fall in love and start touching branches and eventually they make little baby trees.

Obvious, innit?!
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Post by banana » Sat, 10 Sep 2005 6:02 pm

And when the baby trees grow up, they are told to leaf.
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Post by Vaucluse » Sat, 10 Sep 2005 6:10 pm

banana wrote:And when the baby trees grow up, they are told to leaf.


But at least they have lots of roots
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Post by banana » Sat, 10 Sep 2005 6:20 pm

OMG baby tree pr0n!
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Post by sapphire » Sat, 10 Sep 2005 10:39 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: @ Vaucluse and banana's posts!
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Re: How do trees produce fruit?

Post by Plavt » Sat, 10 Sep 2005 11:29 pm

Nigel OOi wrote:The flower of the tree before the fruit is made is produced when the land decides on the tree flowering or trees flowering.===Flowers are like receivers that receive signals from the sun to create something like, usually a house for the people to live in and the flowers usually come out with a strange thing like a fruit; this is because the fruit lacks the substance to make the house.===NOst.

I wonder what produced you or were you created?? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Post by locallass » Sat, 10 Sep 2005 11:33 pm

Plavt, I suspect the answer might just be forgetfulness in taking strong medication :lol:

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