Banana, Vauclaus,
If you think that you managed to offend me you are wrong.
You have not enough knowledge and abilities to offend me. Your knowledge of English is making you both eligible to become my spellchekers. It is wonderful that you are doing this job for me for free. Who else will teach me English?
Next is the situation with the Vauclaus' knowledge about Ukraine (or THE Ukraine). Again his knowledge is not that good. Probably it is because he studied in the USA.
Here are some materials to read:
http://www.cia.gov/cia/publications/fac ... os/up.html
Also I would like to point here that I don't see anything bad in the idea of joining Russia and Ukraine except that this idea sux, useless, historically and economically not feasible. But our genious Vauclauset is living in different world. Probably for him Earth is not a sphere, there is still USSR, Ukrainians a mass becoming Russians changing their national costumes to Russian ones, etc. What else happens in your paranoic world?
Also I would like to know how your "facts" (based on your "understanding" of the reality) can offend me? Tell me why I should be offended by your poor knowledge?
Anyway it is quite interesting to listen the news from Ukraine interpreted by your brains.
The most interesting thing I feel - the size does really matter for Vauclaus. Otherwise he would forget about the heated conversation over the sizes. Vauclaus, come on. There are enough sexshops in Singapore, you always can find a suitable vibrator for yourself.
At least you can share your problems here and everybody here will try to help you.
Finally, I would like to have this text checked for correct spelling tomorrow before afternoon. Also you should mind that word "fcuk" spelled correctly translated by this board as "freak". Anyway you understand what "fcuk" means.
As usually I'll finish my post with the usual phrase: "Fcuk you, Vauclaus. Fcuk you, banana". It is the only possible model of conversation with you.
Your level is not high enough. Do some reading first, then come back next year and we will talk again.