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What Is Your Stripper Name?

Postby beenhere10years » Fri, 09 Sep 2005 4:57 pm

Do you guys know this one?

Take the name of your favorite childhood pet and the name of the street you grew up on and combine them to get your Stripper name.

Having had so many pets to consider, I'll settle on Jolie Quintard as my stripper persona.

Who else?
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Postby whatalark » Fri, 09 Sep 2005 4:59 pm

Alphonse Hutchison Clark
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Postby beenhere10years » Fri, 09 Sep 2005 5:09 pm

whatalark wrote:Alphonse Hutchison Clark


I do believe that is the worst stripper name I have ever heard.
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Postby Saint » Fri, 09 Sep 2005 5:21 pm

Ginger Longland! :?

Hmmm think I'll stick to my day job!

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Postby Alfalfa » Fri, 09 Sep 2005 5:31 pm

Ginger Longland.....hahaha :shock:
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Postby whatalark » Fri, 09 Sep 2005 5:31 pm

beenhere10years wrote:
whatalark wrote:Alphonse Hutchison Clark


I do believe that is the worst stripper name I have ever heard.


Hyuks!! Can I help it if even sleazy stuff has to have a touch of class for me to be able to stomach?

LOL!
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Postby dot dot dot » Fri, 09 Sep 2005 11:37 pm

Moppie Koenigstrasse....

Would that attract some crowds? :?

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Postby beenhere10years » Sun, 11 Sep 2005 8:51 am

Conjers up using a mop as a pole in a refreshing reinvention of pole dancing...
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Postby seraphim » Mon, 12 Sep 2005 1:13 am

LOL! Tigress Thomson!

Serves me right for calling a cat 'tigress'..... :oops:
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Postby moloch71 » Mon, 12 Sep 2005 11:30 am

stripper ? since when was this toned down from 'porn star name' ?

well, I guess it is the land of singapore, no porn there !

This game is usually your first pet, and first address, mine would be 'Chad Cross'

If you went with my favorite pet, that would be 'rani' and I'm sure thats indian for princess - hardly a macho name unless I wanted to do gay porn :shock:


would people prefer to be a stripper or an actor tho ? :twisted:
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Postby beenhere10years » Mon, 12 Sep 2005 12:54 pm

Seraphim is the winner so far...
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Postby Carpe Diem » Mon, 12 Sep 2005 1:40 pm

I won't play this stupid game !!!

I have a reputation and want to keep it.
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Postby seraphim » Mon, 12 Sep 2005 3:37 pm

beenhere10years wrote:Seraphim is the winner so far...


If there's a prize involved, I'll only accept it if its NOT a porn star contract... :?

:P
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Postby Baron Greenback » Mon, 12 Sep 2005 6:03 pm

Sukey Seymour

:shock: sounds a tad limp wristed to me, wouldn't want to 'take' any of those jobs :shock:
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Postby beenhere10years » Mon, 12 Sep 2005 6:18 pm

Hold on Serpahim, I think the Baron might have tied you for first place.
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