Alien Abductions

banana · Post by **banana** » Fri, 09 Sep 2005 3:44 pm

Your ate some mushrooms didn't you?

beenhere10years · Post by **beenhere10years** » Fri, 09 Sep 2005 3:53 pm

I think the late Carl Sagan summed it up the most eloquently in his book, Contact.

"There are over four hundred billion stars out there, just in our galaxy alone. If just one in a million of those have planets, and if just one of a million of those have life, and if just one in a million of those have intelligent life, there would be literally millions of civilizations out there. If it is just us it seems like an awful waste of space."

On the other hand, my Dad was stationed at Roswell, New Mexico in 1947 -- he has always said: nothing happened. Hmmm...

banana · Post by **banana** » Fri, 09 Sep 2005 4:05 pm

Apparently anal probings are not so out of the ordinary after all.

riversandlakes · Post by **riversandlakes** » Fri, 09 Sep 2005 8:28 pm

Bananas no anus...

banana wrote:Apparently anal probings are not so out of the ordinary after all.

Plavt · Post by **Plavt** » Fri, 09 Sep 2005 10:13 pm

Strong Eagle wrote:Why is it in the United States that the only people aliens abduct are living in trailers, have an eighth grade education, and watch reruns of Cops? How come the aliens never drop into Stanford or Rice and abduct a professor?

Maybe they forgot to bring the map - sorry about that just too tempting ha ha!

Post by **sundaymorningstaple** » Fri, 09 Sep 2005 10:43 pm

Plavt wrote:
Strong Eagle wrote:Why is it in the United States that the only people aliens abduct are living in trailers, have an eighth grade education, and watch reruns of Cops? How come the aliens never drop into Stanford or Rice and abduct a professor?
Maybe they forgot to bring the map - sorry about that just too tempting ha ha!

Actually I think they did, look at the Engineer from Rice Uni on the Valkyrie motorcycle in the other thread and then look at what they did to him after abducting him from Rice in his Avatar Photo!

sms

banana · Post by **banana** » Sat, 10 Sep 2005 12:27 am

riversandlakes wrote:Bananas no anus...

banana wrote:Apparently anal probings are not so out of the ordinary after all.

You don't need an anus to do the probing.

aurele · Post by **aurele** » Wed, 14 Sep 2005 10:10 am

Wouldn't it be great if the Aliens abducted some of you and never allowed you to return to earth esp.....banana, Eric from nowhere and is it sms or snm...I am not sure which ...

Vaucluse · Post by **Vaucluse** » Wed, 14 Sep 2005 11:12 am

aurele wrote:Wouldn't it be great if the Aliens abducted some of you and never allowed you to return to earth esp.....banana, Eric from nowhere and is it sms or snm...I am not sure which ...

Go aurele!!! Yeeeehah! Sadly he informed us he will not be making any more contributions . . .

R I P

Baron Greenback · Post by **Baron Greenback** » Wed, 14 Sep 2005 12:32 pm

I read a book about abductions quite some time ago called "Communion" - (I think) made quite a convincing argument. However I do feel that if enough people truly believe in something no matter how farcical then they will be able to convince others. People on the whole are pretty stupid.

So Aliens, WMD in Iraq, cults eg David Ike, magic, democracy in Singapore, McDonald's offering 'healthy' options and if you are really cynical - love

banana · Post by **banana** » Wed, 14 Sep 2005 3:12 pm

Yep, the infinite vastness of the Universe was handcrafted JUST for us. Let's keep patting ourselves on our backs and tell each other how swell we are, maybe eat a few dolphins and puppy dogs while we're at it.

nature · Post by **nature** » Mon, 26 Sep 2005 12:18 am

strange, how come they never abduct people staying in singapore?

too small an island, is it?

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