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Alien Abductions

Postby Guest » Fri, 09 Sep 2005 1:00 am

Do you believe in Aliens? If you do, do you also believe in Alien abductions of humans? Please share your stories/experiences/views/perceptions with us.

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Postby Bonsai » Fri, 09 Sep 2005 5:12 am

I am not sure if I have ever seen one. What do they look like?

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Postby Strong Eagle » Fri, 09 Sep 2005 8:05 am

Why is it in the United States that the only people aliens abduct are living in trailers, have an eighth grade education, and watch reruns of Cops? How come the aliens never drop into Stanford or Rice and abduct a professor?

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Postby Guest » Fri, 09 Sep 2005 9:34 am

Sometime at 4-5 am i feel myself alien too...

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Postby sapphire » Fri, 09 Sep 2005 10:00 am

So that explains my tail! :shock:
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Postby Carpe Diem » Fri, 09 Sep 2005 10:03 am

sapphire wrote:So that explains my tail! :shock:


Thought it was grafted from a gecko?
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Postby sapphire » Fri, 09 Sep 2005 10:04 am

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!
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Postby Carpe Diem » Fri, 09 Sep 2005 10:08 am

You gave me the stick to beat you!
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Postby sapphire » Fri, 09 Sep 2005 10:09 am

But, I thought you were a gentleman! Clearly, I was mistaken!
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Postby Carpe Diem » Fri, 09 Sep 2005 10:12 am

Offline and online...
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Postby sapphire » Fri, 09 Sep 2005 10:13 am

Offline is the alien world?
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Postby Carpe Diem » Fri, 09 Sep 2005 10:17 am

Geckos and gentlemen live offline.
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Postby sapphire » Fri, 09 Sep 2005 10:20 am

Which one of the two are you? :P
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Postby Carpe Diem » Fri, 09 Sep 2005 10:23 am

I will figure out next time, when we meet at the WNDC.

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Postby Guest » Fri, 09 Sep 2005 3:34 pm

Strong Eagle wrote:Why is it in the United States that the only people aliens abduct are living in trailers, have an eighth grade education, and watch reruns of Cops? How come the aliens never drop into Stanford or Rice and abduct a professor?


They are not looking for academics or intellectuals SE that is the reason.


They are looking for average, illiterate, uninteresting and unassuming, rough and ready bohemian gypsies like me..... :D The reasons are of course very simple and easy to understand. When I was living in the trailer once I heard a very interesting story which I can't relate to you here because of limitations and restrictions imposed by time and space on this forum :D This story was related to me as soon as I returned from school after my eight grade examinations in Physics..hehehehehe


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