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Postby riversandlakes » Sat, 10 Sep 2005 2:13 am

banana, you and the split :twisted:
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Postby Wham » Sat, 10 Sep 2005 8:01 am

Banana, i keep waiting for you to actually add anything to any of these discussions...

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Postby banana » Sat, 10 Sep 2005 12:57 pm

Looks like we have something in common afterall Wham! :love:
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Postby shasha_sg76 » Sat, 10 Sep 2005 4:12 pm

hey banana,,u r so yellow n slippery lol ...wonder how you wld taste,,, n i love tht dance tht u r doin babe :cool:

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Postby Bubbles » Sat, 10 Sep 2005 4:59 pm

Squabble, squabble children! Don't you know that all discussions are enriched by additional comment. Leave Sapphire alone, I like her off the wall comments.

But as for the Kamasutra. It's all very well learning a few new moves but I find these 'manuals' only come out when things have quietened down a little in a relationship.

It's interesting, don't you think, that the usual three or four ways of 'doing it' are the ones we all try first? They must be proven to be the ones that are the most fun, I guess.

I would think it very strange if I met someone meaningful and the very first time we got around to 'it' he suggested number 245 from the Kamasutra, saying, 'No, legs here, hold this, balance on tiptoe for two ticks, and keep a smile on your face please.'

I'd freak out.

Nothing against variety, and there lies the key I think.

These instruction books only come in useful for a certain period in a relationship....

i.e....those first few months after that initial madness has worn off a bit....then perhaps a peek at the book later on in relationships when it perhaps has really started to pall and you're looking for crazy ideas to try, to cheer things up.

The vast majority of a relationship, sexually wise, is taken from those usual four, five or whatever moves we all try.

No, let's not start a list of what they are, we all know them.

In reality, tell the truth now folks, how many of us keep the old Kamasutra open on the bedside each night and try a new position from it regularly. If you do, please write and tell us cos I admire you, I really do. If only for being so bendy!!!!!!
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Postby banana » Sat, 10 Sep 2005 5:36 pm

Bubbles wrote: They must be proven to be the ones that are the most fun, I guess.


Nah, they are the ones that don't require 4 hours of warm up stretches and a 6 pack of gum to achieve.
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Postby sapphire » Sat, 10 Sep 2005 10:50 pm

Awww, thanks for standing up for me Bubbs. :)
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Postby ksl » Sat, 10 Sep 2005 11:25 pm

My sutra is much more fun, especailly the new one i tried with the 75cm rubber ball like they use at califonia gym, really takes the work out of it.

I kept telling the Mrs it wasn't only for training the Abdominals, once you master the technique, its very easy, no effort, just push down on the ball on both sides and it rebounds, with a vengence. In fact you get that feeling she really wants you Ha!

No back ache for the Mrs, and no burnt kneecaps! and its also fun.

Karma, karma, karma 8) I finished the book in my twenties, unfortunately us westerners are not so flexible, strained a few muscles a on a couple of occassions.

I guess women do have their favourite positions, but are a little shy, to express their wishes. some i said! Not all.

Banana, don't wish to offend you, but that wee banana you have there, is like a mini dildo prancing about on low batteries. I have a couple of funny cartoon books called Fredrick, that could be related to your icon.

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Postby sundaymorningstaple » Sat, 10 Sep 2005 11:35 pm

Maybe he needs an upgraded banana. Something to keep his mind occupied.

Try a couple of these:
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Postby banana » Sun, 11 Sep 2005 2:43 pm

That's awesome! It's like cave painting depicting the history of banana evolution.



Or a bunch of really kinky dildos on low batteries.
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Postby ksl » Mon, 12 Sep 2005 6:39 am

banana wrote:That's awesome! It's like cave painting depicting the history of banana evolution.



Or a bunch of really kinky dildos on low batteries.


Yeah I've actually saved them for the mrs! So funny SMS


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