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International English (?)

Postby Carpe Diem » Tue, 06 Sep 2005 11:02 am

May be you heard before... But still a good one!

The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and
room-service at a hotel in S.E Asia, which was recorded and published in
the Far East Economic Review...

Room Service (RS): "Morny. Ruin sorbees"

Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialled room-service"

RS: "Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to odor sunteen??"

G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs"

RS: "Ow July den?"

G: "What??"

RS: "Ow July den?...pry, boy, pooch?"

G : "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."

RS: "Ow July dee bayhcem...crease?"

G: "Crisp will be fine."

RS : "Hokay. An San tos?"

G: "What?"

RS:"San tos. July San tos?"

G: "I don't think so"

RS: "No? Judo one toes??"

G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo one toes
means."

RS: "Toes! toes!...why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlish mopping we
bother?"

G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes, an
English muffin will be fine."

RS: "We bother?"

G: "No..just put the bother on the side."

RS: "Wad?"

G: "I mean butter...just put it on the side."

RS: "Copy?"

G: "Sorry?"

RS: "Copy...tea...mill?"

G: "Yes. Coffee please, and that's all."

RS: "One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem, tossy
singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy....rye??"

G: "Whatever you say"

RS: "Tendjewberrymud"

G : "You're welcome"
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Postby k1w1 » Wed, 07 Sep 2005 2:30 pm

This has absolutely cracked me up! I can't stop laughing... :lol:

Whoha

Postby Whoha » Wed, 07 Sep 2005 4:48 pm

May be you can do with some plastering to bind those cracks :D

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Postby mumbaigirl » Tue, 27 Sep 2005 10:03 am

hey this one of my favourites.... btw it's japanese.
mumbaigirl

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Postby Vaucluse » Tue, 27 Sep 2005 6:47 pm

mumbaigirl wrote:hey this one of my favourites.... btw it's japanese.
mumbaigirl




I CAN READ KANJI NOW!!!!!!!!! MIRACLES HAPPEN!!!!!!!

Umm, it's a joke, Mumbaigirl. I think I've heard it in regard to HK, Beijing, Shanghai . . .
Rotsa praces
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