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Two leprechauns went to the convent ...

Postby Carpe Diem » Mon, 05 Sep 2005 9:21 pm

Two leprechauns went to the convent and begged an audience with the mother superior.
"well, how can I help you little people?" asked mother superior.
The larger and more intelligent looking of the leprechauns asked
"oh mother superior, would you be knowing of any midget nuns here at the convent?"
"No," says mother superior, "I don't have any midget nuns here at the convent"
"all right than, mother superior, would you be knowing of any midget nuns in all of Ireland than?"
"no, no," replied mother superior, "I don't know of any nuns who are also midgets in all of Ireland at all."
"Well than mother superior, in all of nundom, in the whole world of all the nuns, would you be knowing, than, of any midget nuns?'
"No, I would not, there are no midget nuns in the whole of the world!" replied mother superior,
"and would you please tell me what this is all about!!?"
The asking leprechaun turned sadly to the stupid leprechaun and said
"see, its as I told you all along, you've been dating a Penguin"
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