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20 WAYS TO TURN MEN DOWN

Postby shirllin » Sun, 04 Sep 2005 2:21 am

HE: Can I buy you a drink?
SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money.

HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like
yours.

HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must've been given your share.

HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

HE: Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE: Okay, get out.

HE: I think I could make you very happy.
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?

HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why? Don't you already have one?

HE: Shall we go see a movie?
SHE: I've already seen it.

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.

HE: Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.

HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.

HE: Your body is like a temple.
SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.

HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Where I'll be the rest of your life in your wildest dreams.

FORWARD TO WOMEN IN NEED OF SOME LAUGHS
(and men who may have a good sense of humor)
"Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken."
"It is literally true that you can succeed best and quickest by helping others to succeed."

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Postby sapphire » Sun, 04 Sep 2005 1:58 pm

Hehe, I've read these ones before, still cool as shit. I never remember to use these though.
It's not getting any smarter out there. You have to come to terms with stupidity, and make it work for you.

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Postby dot dot dot » Sun, 04 Sep 2005 2:03 pm

I bet these answers do great in the merely defensive oriented part of feminin Singapore.

Somehow I can easily visualize these words coming from mouths of Singaporean ladies... :lol:

(experienced? Who knows... :wink: )

Eric

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Postby KT » Sun, 04 Sep 2005 3:00 pm

the point is , how many guys use these type of lines anyway .. i know i dont :cool:
... tho i m not commenting on the words that came out of the mouths of the singaporean ladies irrespective of the material used ;)


Eric from the Netherlands wrote:I bet these answers do great in the merely defensive oriented part of feminin Singapore.

Somehow I can easily visualize these words coming from mouths of Singaporean ladies... :lol:

(experienced? Who knows... :wink: )

Eric
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Postby dot dot dot » Sun, 04 Sep 2005 4:18 pm

exactly KT, these words are programmed, whatever we say to them... :mrgreen:

Eric


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