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The French Cow Hand

Postby Raven » Thu, 01 Sep 2005 1:46 pm

The French Cow Hand

There was once a sheep farmer who had a French farm hand working with him to help castrate his sheep. As the farmer castrated the sheep, the French farm hand took the parts and was about to throw them into the trash. "No!" yelled the farmer, "Don't throw those away! My wife fries them up and we eat them, they're delicious! They're called Sheep Fries!" The farm hand saved the parts and took them to the farmer's wife who cooked them up for supper.

This went on for three days....and each evening they had Sheep Fries for supper. On the fourth night the farmer came in to the house for supper. He asked his wife where the farm hand was and she replied, "It's the strangest thing! When he came in and asked what was for supper, I told him French Fries and he ran like hell!" :cool:

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Postby briceloh » Thu, 01 Sep 2005 1:51 pm

:lol: i wonder what he does with a french cap. :P
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Postby banana » Thu, 01 Sep 2005 2:10 pm

...and if he takes it off in the presence of a lady like any gentleman should.
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