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Chewing Gum

Postby Raven » Mon, 29 Aug 2005 4:39 pm

Chewing Gum

A Canadian is having his breakfast (coffee croissants, bread, butter and jam) when an American man, chewing gum, sits down next to him.

The Canadian ignores the American who, nevertheless, starts a conversation.

American: "You Canadian fold eat the whole bread?"

Canadian (in a bad mood): "Of course".

American: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In America, we only eat what's inside. The crust we collect in container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to Canada." The American has a smirk on his face.

The Canaidan listens in silence.

The American persists: "Do you eat jelly with the bread??"

Canadian: "Of Course."

American: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling). "We don't. In America we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and left overs in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam to Canada.

The Canadian then asks: "Do you have sex in America?"

American: "Why of course we do", the American says with a big smirk.

Canadian: "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"

American: "We throw them away, of course".

Canaidan: "We don't. In Canada, we put them in a container, recycle them melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to America."

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Postby Carpe Diem » Mon, 29 Aug 2005 5:00 pm

Ha Ha good one, but you took it from my list of to be posted jokes :mad:
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Postby Raven » Tue, 30 Aug 2005 10:15 am

:P
Dosen't matter if you post it or me or somebodyelse, I just have been reading quite a lot of them which you posted just thought it was my turn now ..........

and specially with insanely dumb threads like "Are Singaporeans capable of thinking " :shock: on the general discussions section, i have turned my attention here.

:cool:

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Postby Carpe Diem » Tue, 30 Aug 2005 11:02 am

Raven wrote::P
Dosen't matter if you post it or me or somebodyelse, I just have been reading quite a lot of them which you posted just thought it was my turn now ..........

and specially with insanely dumb threads like "Are Singaporeans capable of thinking " :shock: on the general discussions section, i have turned my attention here.

:cool:


I was just joking...
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Postby whatalark » Tue, 30 Aug 2005 1:22 pm

YAYYYYY!!!! that's one for CANADA!!!!! Take that and that and this and that you American bullies... :D
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Postby banana » Tue, 30 Aug 2005 8:07 pm

Not only did they take that, seems they are chewing it.
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