actual not joke

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wah lao

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Postby wah lao » Mon, 29 Aug 2005 4:06 pm

i was recently in USA and read this in the news

judge to drunk driver: why did you drive when you were absolutely stone drunk!

driver: your honour, i felt i was too drunk to walk

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Postby sapphire » Mon, 29 Aug 2005 4:35 pm

Lol, I swear its easier to drive than walk when drunk!

It's not getting any smarter out there. You have to come to terms with stupidity, and make it work for you.

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