I BET YOU'LL READ IT TWICE...

[Carpe Diem]

A bus stops and two Italian men get on.

They sit down and engage in
an animated conversation.
The lady sitting behind them ignores them at
first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men saying the following:

"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."

"You foul-mouthed swine, " retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa?
I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."