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Carpe Diem
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Post by Carpe Diem » Fri, 26 Aug 2005 7:10 pm

Blonde enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, "I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains.

The salesman assured her that they had a large selection of pink curtains.

He showed her several patterns, but the blond seemed to be having a hard time choosing. Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print.

The salesman asked what size curtains she needed.

The blond replies "fifteen inches."

"Fifteen inches???" asked the salesman. "That sounds very small, what room are they for?"

The blond tells him that they aren't for a room, they are for her computer monitor.

The surprised salesman replies, "but, Miss, computers do not have curtains!"

The blond says, "Hellllooooooooo........I've got Windows!"
La vie est trop courte, profitons de chaque instant

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