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Postby Carpe Diem » Thu, 25 Aug 2005 9:35 pm

A couple or airplane mechanics are kicked out of the local bar
and, with no place else to go, end up in the hangar at San Francisco
Airport. One of them says to the other:

"Man, have you got anything to drink?"

"Nah!, but I hear you can drink jet fuel - that will kinda give you a buzzz!"

So they get smashed and have a beatifull time.

The following morning, one of them wakes up and was sure his
head will explode if he gets up. But It doesn't. He gets up and
feels very good, even great - no hangover!

The phone rings. His buddy was over the line.
"Hey how do you feel?"

He says: "I feel great!!
His buddy says: "I feel great too!! Have you had a hangover?"

He says: "No and.....that jet fuel is a great stuff - make you
feeling great with no hangover - we ought to do this more often."

"Yeah, we could, but.......there is just one thing......Did...you...fart, yet?"

"NO???????? "

"Well, DON'T !, cause I'm in San Diego!! "
La vie est trop courte, profitons de chaque instant

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Postby briceloh » Thu, 25 Aug 2005 9:46 pm

hey...air fart! it's the free way to fly! :lol:
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