There was a millionaire who collected live alligators. He kept them
in the pool in back of his mansion.
The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was single.
One day he decides to throw a huge party, and during the party
he announces, "My dear guests, I have a proposition to every
man here. I will give one million dollars or my daughter to the
man who can swim across this pool full of alligators and emerge unharmed!"
As soon as he finished his last word, there was the sound of a
large SPLASH!! There was one guy in the pool swimming with
all he had
The crowd cheered him on as he kept stroking. Finally, he
made it to the other side unharmed.
The millionaire was impressed. He said, "My boy, that was
incredible! Fantastic! I didn't think it could be done!
Well I must keep my end of the bargain -- which do you
want, my daughter or the one million dollars?"
The dripping wet guy says, "Listen, I don't want your money!
And I don't want your daughter! I want the bastard who pushed me in that WATER!!!"
