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Post by Carpe Diem » Mon, 22 Aug 2005 11:39 pm

Three Feelings:

What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?

Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and
Panic is when both are pregnant.

Chinese Adam & Eve:

If adam and Eve were Chinese we would still be in paradise because they
would have ignored the apple and eaten the snake.

La vie est trop courte, profitons de chaque instant

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