What is the difference between girls aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78?
At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story.
At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed.
At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed.
At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.
At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story.
At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!
At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who are you???"
SINGAPORE EXPATS FORUM
Singapore Expat Forum and Message Board for Expats in Singapore & Expatriates Relocating to Singapore
Aaah Age
-
- Similar Topics
- Replies
- Views
- Last post
-
-
improves the condition of acne at the age of 22.
by garensmith » Tue, 30 Oct 2018 9:44 pm » in Beauty, Health & Fitness - 1 Replies
- 3380 Views
-
Last post by Lisafuller
Thu, 11 Feb 2021 5:42 pm
-
-
-
Trying to conceive via IVF beyond 45 years of age
by merlion229 » Thu, 06 Dec 2018 5:31 pm » in Trying to Conceive & Pregnancy - 7 Replies
- 10311 Views
-
Last post by PNGMK
Sat, 08 Dec 2018 6:08 pm
-
-
-
Regarding maximum age to join SIA Cabin Crew
by OneLastChance » Mon, 25 Feb 2019 4:29 pm » in Airline Careers - 13 Replies
- 14497 Views
-
Last post by Lisafuller
Sun, 27 Jun 2021 3:46 pm
-
-
- 1 Replies
- 3220 Views
-
Last post by sundaymorningstaple
Mon, 23 Sep 2019 9:02 pm
-
-
By what age must Kids PR be renounced to avoid NS penalty
by tuskarrock » Mon, 22 Mar 2021 11:11 am » in National Service - 7 Replies
- 5731 Views
-
Last post by tuskarrock
Thu, 25 Mar 2021 11:40 pm
-
Who is online
Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 1 guest