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Alzheimer's vs AIDS

Post by sabrina77 » Mon, 22 Aug 2005 2:52 pm

The phone rings. The lady of the house answers, "Yes? "
Mrs. Ward, please.
"Speaking"
"Mrs. Ward, this is Doctor Jones at the Medical Testing Laboratory.
When your Doctor sent your husband's samples to the lab, the samples from
another Mr. Ward were sent as well and we are now uncertain which one is
your husband's. Frankly, it is either bad or terrible."

"What do you mean?" Mrs. Ward asks.

"Well, one Mr. Ward has tested positive for Alzheimer's disease (related to
memory) and the other for AIDS. We can't tell which your husband's is"

"That's terrible! Can we do the test over?" questions Mrs. Ward.

"Normally, yes. But Medicare won't pay for these expensive tests more than
once."

"Well, what am I supposed to do now?"

"The people at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off in the
middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him."

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Post by sapphire » Mon, 22 Aug 2005 3:15 pm

Lol, good one sab!
It's not getting any smarter out there. You have to come to terms with stupidity, and make it work for you.

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Post by sundaymorningstaple » Mon, 22 Aug 2005 5:29 pm

ROFLMAO
SOME PEOPLE TRY TO TURN BACK THEIR ODOMETERS. NOT ME. I WANT PEOPLE TO KNOW WHY I LOOK THIS WAY. I'VE TRAVELED A LONG WAY, AND SOME OF THE ROADS WEREN'T PAVED. ~ Will Rogers

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