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Postby Bambina » Sat, 20 Aug 2005 5:05 pm

sundaymorningstaple wrote:
Bambina wrote:Ok SE call me thick- is that a dog or squirrel in there.. and whats the punchline?


Allllll hell Bambina, I'll call yuh thick! That thar critter is what makes dams in rivers & streams. And I don't mean civil engineers although that's what they are. :mrgreen:


Ok, so its a beaver in a washing basin with shaving foam and a woman saying Sometimes Men Make the Strangest Requests- yah so?

Oh come on sms, dont hit yr head against the wall- im just wondering whats the punchline- ok never mind- this frigging pain in my spine has gone to my head maybe or could it be the painkillers have friend my sense of humour?

come on darlings- be kind- i was fine with all the posts but maybe im trying to hard to 'connect' seagle's cartoon to the posts about men and women ----

ok, im out of here- dont shoot me-- yet!

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Postby Bambina » Sat, 20 Aug 2005 5:06 pm

"fried" fried not friend-- typo!!!!!

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Postby Strong Eagle » Sat, 20 Aug 2005 5:17 pm

Uhhh, Bambina... beaver is a term used in the US for a certain part of a female's anatomy. Some men do like the shaven look (I'm not one).

So, the punch line is that the woman in the cartoon is just as clueless as you.

Get it? Got it? Har har har har!

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Postby whatalark » Sat, 20 Aug 2005 6:20 pm

Bambina, I've never heard of that part of a woman's anatomy referred to as a 'beaver' either and I hail from Canada, land of beavers.
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Postby Strong Eagle » Sat, 20 Aug 2005 6:35 pm

whatalark wrote:Bambina, I've never heard of that part of a woman's anatomy referred to as a 'beaver' either and I hail from Canada, land of beavers.


You remember the TV show, "Leave it to Beaver"? When all us boys were in junior high, we'd all crack up at the line, spoken by Beaver's mom, June Cleaver, "Ward, I think you're being too hard on the beaver."

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Postby Bambina » Sat, 20 Aug 2005 6:41 pm

Oh god,,, H.e..a..v..y... even for me.. i can take lots of heavy stuff but this is over my head darlings....

ok interesting though eh that not many have commented on the over 30s post, 'cept for SE- you're a mature man obviously! or a young man who is not afraid of older women!!

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Postby banana » Sat, 20 Aug 2005 7:32 pm

If what whatalark says is true, I wanna go to Canada! ;)

Bambina, these are the parts I agree with:

"She doesn't care what you think"

"Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 30 is far sexier than
her younger counterpart. "

and

"Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers"
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Postby sundaymorningstaple » Sat, 20 Aug 2005 11:08 pm

whatalark wrote:Bambina, I've never heard of that part of a woman's anatomy referred to as a 'beaver' either and I hail from Canada, land of beavers.


If you aint of the male persuasion it don't surprise me. SlangSearch. jist don't be surprised or offended at this here link but it seems y'all need sum educating.

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Postby whatalark » Sat, 20 Aug 2005 11:21 pm

I stand eddumacated. Dang dem dere suthern boys slangin' our beavers.
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Postby Strong Eagle » Sun, 21 Aug 2005 12:57 am

whatalark wrote:I stand eddumacated. Dang dem dere suthern boys slangin' our beavers.


Yas'm... taint nothing better than slangin' a beaver on a Saturday night.

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Postby Global Citizen » Sun, 21 Aug 2005 2:18 am

Doggone it, as Jesus be ma witness, doncha y'all men be thinking of the same dang thing; although ah have to admit, of all the cotton pickin things in this here the good ole US of A, y'all would be more worrisome if yous be thinking of slanging some Johnson instead! :wink:

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Postby ksl » Sun, 21 Aug 2005 4:43 am

Strong Eagle wrote:Hey Bambina,

Andy is absolutely correct. Women over 30 are where it's at. They know what they want. No mind games. They've lived some life and can relate in interesting ways. Andy while the young woman's form is fine, nothing beats the sexy, sensual curvature of a fully grown woman. I could go on but I shant.

I've just got to recycle this one.



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Postby ksl » Sun, 21 Aug 2005 4:54 am

Just to say it wasn't the beaver that triggered my memory, it was the actual shaving! Saturday night nookie night! Naaah! don't like them shaved, they look like plucked chickens, a real turn off!


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