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by banana » Wed, 17 Aug 2005 9:23 am
Does a dyslexic atheist believe in dog?
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by Strong Eagle » Wed, 17 Aug 2005 10:35 am
Is a bear Catholic? Does the pope sh*t in the woods?
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by banana » Wed, 17 Aug 2005 11:20 am
Does a one legged duck swim in circles? Are these answers to question 2 of the 20 question thread?
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by Strong Eagle » Wed, 17 Aug 2005 11:52 am
If it takes a chicken and a half a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, how long does it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a watermelon?
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by banana » Wed, 17 Aug 2005 1:35 pm
How do primitive people know they've done the dance correctly?
some signatures are more equal than others
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by beenhere10years » Wed, 17 Aug 2005 2:13 pm
When you stand up where does your lap go?
When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges.
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by banana » Wed, 17 Aug 2005 2:46 pm
Why don't they have dessert at breakfast?
some signatures are more equal than others
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by Saint » Wed, 17 Aug 2005 4:40 pm
Did Adam and Eve have belly button?
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by beenhere10years » Wed, 17 Aug 2005 4:46 pm
Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?
When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges.
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by Saint » Wed, 17 Aug 2005 4:49 pm
What is another word for thesaurus?
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by Baron Greenback » Thu, 18 Aug 2005 11:49 am
why is abbreviation such a long word?
If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
Do they have reserved parking for non-handicap people at the Special Olympics?
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by Saint » Thu, 18 Aug 2005 4:52 pm
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
If most accidents occur within 5 miles of the home, why not move 10 miles away?
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by stefania » Thu, 18 Aug 2005 9:04 pm
Is "Saint" the former UK/Brit Visa guest i asked for help with?
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by Saint » Thu, 18 Aug 2005 9:23 pm
Yes, it's me Stefania! How many other Saints fan do you know!
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by stefania » Thu, 18 Aug 2005 9:36 pm
LOL, not many and thought you sounded familiar plus Hampshire, too much of a coincidence....nice to see you got registered!

Everyone's getting footie avatars these days eh, a trend i see.

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