An old cowboy sat down at the bar and ordered a drink. As
he sat sipping his drink, a young woman sat down next to him.
She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"
He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life, breaking colts,
working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling
calves, baling hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing
flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am
a cowboy."
She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking
about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women.
When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about
women. I even think about women when I eat.
It seems that everything makes me think of women."
The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of
the old cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"
He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out
I'm a lesbian."
