Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their
days interesting. I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for
about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a town cop writing out a
parking ticket.
I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a senior a
break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi.
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.
So I called him a piece of horse manure He finished the second ticket
and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket.
This went on for about 20 minutes.. the more I abused him, the more
tickets he wrote. I didn't give a crap. My car was parked around the corner.
I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important at my age.
