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Magic Beer

Postby Carpe Diem » Sun, 14 Aug 2005 2:46 pm

A lady walks into a bar and sees a really good-looking
guy sitting at the bar by himself. She goes over and asks him what he
is drinking.

"Magic Beer", he says.She thinks he's a little crazy,
so she walks around the bar, but after realizing that there is no one
else worth
talking to,goes back to the man sitting at the bar and says, "That
isn't
really Magic Beer, is it?"

"Yes, I'll show you." He takes a drink of the beer,
jumps out the window,flies around the building three times and comes
back in the window.

The lady can't believe it: "I bet you can't do that
again."

He takes another drink of beer, jumps out the window,
flies around the building three times, and comes back in the window.

She is so amazed that she says she wants a Magic Beer,
so the guy says to the bartender, "Give her one of what I'm having."

She gets her drink, takes a gulp of the beer, jumps out
the window, plummets 30 stories, breaks every bone in her body, and
dies.

The bartender looks up at the guy and says, "You know,
Superman, you're a real asshole when you're drunk."
La vie est trop courte, profitons de chaque instant

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