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In the bar again

Postby Carpe Diem » Sat, 13 Aug 2005 11:39 am

Two buddies, George and Terry, are getting very drunk at a bar when suddenly Terry throws up all over himself.

"Oh, no. Now Carolyn will kill me!"

George says, "Don't worry, pal. Just tuck a twenty in your breast pocket, tell Carolyn that someone threw up on you and gave you twenty dollars for the dry cleaning bill."

So they stay for another couple of hours and get even drunker. Eventually Terry rolls into home and Carolyn starts to give him a bad time.

"You reek of alcohol and you've puked all over yourself! My God, you're disgusting!"

Speaking very carefully so as not to slur, Terry says, "Nowainaminit, I can e'splain everythin! Itsh snot wha jew think. I only had a cupla drrrinks. But thiss other guy got ssick on me... he had one too many and he juss couldin hold hizz li! quor. He said he was verrry sorry an' gave me twennie bucks for the cleaning bill!"

Carolyn looks in the breast pocket and says, "But this is forty bucks."

"Oh, yeah...I almos' fergot, he shhhit in my pants, too.
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