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Posted: Tue, 09 Aug 2005 2:17 pm
by Carpe Diem
A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots of whisky. The bartender pours all four shots and then the guy drinks them very fast and all in a row.

The bartender says, "Wow, I've never seen anyone drink 4 shots of whisky so quickly before."

They guy says, "Well, if you had what I had, you'd drink your whisky that quickly, too."

The bartender replied, "Geez, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to be insensitive to your ailment. If you don't mind me asking, what do you have?"

The guy says, "75 cents."