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Carpe Diem
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Post by Carpe Diem » Tue, 09 Aug 2005 1:49 pm

A guy walks into a bar, he sees a small man playing the piano in the corner. He walks up to the bartender and says "howd you get that little guy to play the piano like that?"

The bartender says "I have a magic genie, you can have one wish from it"

The man grabs the genie and wishes for a million bucks.

He walks home, he opens his door and he walks in and sees there are a million ducks pooping all over his living room.

He goes back to the bartender and says "HEY your genie doesn't work!" "I asked for a million BUCKS and I got a million DUCKS!"

The bartender replied "and I suppose you thought I asked for a 12 inch pianist"
La vie est trop courte, profitons de chaque instant

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