Queen Elizabeth, Saddam Hussein and Bush died and all went to hell. Queen Elizabeth said: "I miss England, I wanna call England and see how everybody is doing there" .... so she called and talked for about 5 minutes. Then she said: "Well devil, how much do I owe you?" The devil goes: "five million dollars" ... "Five million dollars!!!????" She made him a check and went to sit back on her chair.....
Saddam was so jealous, he starts screaming, me too, me too, I wanna call Iraq, I wanna see how everybody is doing too... He called and talked for about 2 minutes, then he said: "Well devil how much do I owe you????" The devil goes: "ten million dollars"..... "ten million dollars!!!!!!???" He made him a check and went to sit back on his chair..... Bush was extremely jealous too... he starts screaming and screaming... "I wanna call US! I want to see how everybody is doing there too, I want to talk to the army, ministers, I wanna talk to everybody"... he called US and he talked for about twenty hours, he was talking and talking and talking. Then he said: "Well, devil, how much do I owe you????" The devil goes: "one dollar.....only one dollar." Bush screamed... ONLY ONE DOLLAR?????? The devil says: "Well, from hell to hell it's a local call."
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