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The Sweet sound of Music....

Postby Fohls » Thu, 04 Aug 2005 11:45 am

A guy walks into a bar with an octopus. He sits the octopus down on a stool and tells everyone in the bar that this is a very talented octopus. "He can play any musical instrument in the world."

Everyone in the bar laughs at the man, calling him an idiot. So he says that he will wager $50 to anyone who has an instrument that the octopus cant play. A guy walks up with a guitar and sets it beside the octopus.

Immediately the octopus picks up the guitar and starts playing better than Jimi Hendrix. The guitar man pays up his $50.

Another guy walks up with a trumpet. This time the octopus plays the trumpet better than Miles Davis. This guy pays up his $50.

Then a Scotsman walks up with some bagpipes. He sits them down and the octopus fumbles with it for a minute and then sits down with a confused look. "Ha!" the Scot says.

"Can ye nae plae it?"

The octopus looks up at him and says, "Play it? I'm going to f**k it as soon as I figure out how to get its pyjamas off!"

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Postby dot dot dot » Thu, 04 Aug 2005 12:21 pm

tears again fohls... :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Postby kansah » Thu, 04 Aug 2005 1:36 pm

Took me a few seconds to get the joke, hihi.

Where do you get this stuff?!? :lol: :lol:
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Postby Fohls » Thu, 04 Aug 2005 1:38 pm

A closely guarded source of internet junk :-)


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