Singapore Expats Forum

Snappy Answers

Chats, Flames, Jokes, Junks. Don't know where to post ? You've just found the right place.
User avatar
Posts: 253
Joined: Tue, 19 Apr 2005
Location: Singapore

Snappy Answers

Postby Fohls » Thu, 04 Aug 2005 11:23 am

Snappy Answer #1 A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket, and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat she said,"Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub."

Snappy Answer #2 A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."

Snappy Answer #3 The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.

Snappy Answer #4 A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads "low bridge ahead." Before he knows it the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks around to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?" The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas."

and finally #5, THE TEACHER Snappy Answer OF THE YEAR A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I
won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or
illness, or a death in your immediate family but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!" A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asks, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly
says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."

User avatar
Posts: 226
Joined: Sat, 23 Jul 2005
Location: Singapore

Postby samantha » Fri, 05 Aug 2005 10:10 am

haha ok i really like this one... anymore??
I'm so stupid that I surprise myself sometimes...

User avatar
Posts: 35387
Joined: Thu, 11 Nov 2004
Location: Still Fishing!

Postby sundaymorningstaple » Fri, 05 Aug 2005 12:57 pm


I guess the most telling thing about snappy answers is if you think about it, if one does it here we are either trolls or baiting trolls. And quite often that exactly what we are doing is using the 'quick repartee'. But with a little story of it happening to somebody else it become funny as hell. I especially liked numbers 1, 2, 3, 4 & 5. :mrgreen:



Postby Guest » Fri, 05 Aug 2005 8:27 pm

SMS, you are nothing but a troublemaker and shit stirrer :lol: I think you should keep your ideas to yourself.

  • Similar Topics
    Last post

Return to “Leisure Chat, Jokes, Rubbish”

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 1 guest