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Joke- this made me laugh

Postby newgirl » Wed, 03 Aug 2005 11:18 am

THREE WOMEN -- ONE GERMAN, ONE JAPANESE AND A HILLBILLY -- WERE SITTING
NAKED IN A SAUNA.

SUDDENLY, THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.

THE GERMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.>THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY.

"THAT WAS MY PAGER," SHE SAID. " I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY
ARM."

A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.

THE JAPANESE WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.

WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED,

"THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."

THE HILLBILLY WOMAN FELT DECIDEDLY LOW TECH.

NOT TO BE OUTDONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS

IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.

SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER BEHIND.

THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.

THE HILLBILLY WOMAN FINALLY SAID,

"WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT. I'M GETTING A FAX."

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Postby stefania » Wed, 03 Aug 2005 11:24 am

LOL! High tech indeed! :lol:

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Postby kansah » Wed, 03 Aug 2005 11:52 am

HAHAHA!
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Postby Est_ » Wed, 03 Aug 2005 12:02 pm

:lol: I can't imagine that!! LOL human fax machine!
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Postby dot dot dot » Wed, 03 Aug 2005 3:32 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:

keep a few of those for the Chicos outing newgirl!

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