On the air

[Carpe Diem]

Just received this one, looks like it's a true story... Quite embarassing!


On the WBAM FM morning show in Chicago, the DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game is called "Mate Match." The DJs call someone at work and ask if they are married or seriously involved with someone. If the contestant answers yes, he or she is then asked 3 random yet highly personal questions.

The person is also asked to divulge the name of their partner (with phone number) for verification. If their partner answers those same three questions correctly, they both win the prize.

One particular game, however, several months ago made the City of Big Shoulders drop to its knees with laughter and is possibly the funniest thing I've heard yet. Anyway, here's how it all went down:

DJ: "Hey! This is Edgar on WBAM. Have you ever heard of 'Mate Match'?"

Contestant: (laughing) "Yes I have."

DJ: "Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip to Orlando,Florida if you win. What is your name? First only please."

Contestant: "Brian."

DJ: "Brian, are you married or what?"

Brian: "Yes."

DJ: "Yes? Does that mean you're married or you're what?"

Brian: (laughing nervously) "Yes, I am married."

DJ: "Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name? First only please."

Brian: "Sara."

DJ: "Is Sara at work, Brian?"

Brian: "She is gonna kill me."

DJ: "Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at work?"

Brian: (laughing) Yes, she's at work."

DJ: "Okay, first question - when was the last time you had sex?"

Brian: "She is gonna kill me."

DJ: "Brian! Stay with me here!"

Brian: "About 8 o'clock this morning."

DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."

Brian: (laughing sheepishly) "Well..."

DJ: "Question #2 - How long did it last?"

Brian: "About 10 minutes."

DJ: "Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would ever have said that if a trip wasn't at stake."

Brian: "Yeah, that trip sure would be nice."

DJ: "Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex at 8 o'clock this morning?"

Brian: (laughing hard) "I, ummm, I, well..."

DJ: "This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?"

Brian: "Not that it was all that great, but her Mom is staying for a couple of weeks..."

DJ: "Uh huh..."

Brian: "...and the Mother-in-law was in the shower at the Time."

DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."

Brian: "On the kitchen table."

DJ: "Not that great?? That is more adventure than the previous hundred times I've done it. Okay folks, I will put Brian on hold, get his wife's work number and call her up. You listen to this. (3 minutes of commercials follow.)

DJ: "Okay audience, let's call Sarah, shall we?" (touchtones ringing)

Clerk: "Kinkos."

DJ: "Hey, is Sarah around there somewhere?"

Clerk: "This is she."

DJ: "Sarah, this is Edgar with WBAM. We are live on the air right now and I've been talking with Brian for a couple of hours now."

Sarah: (laughing) "A couple of hours?"

DJ: "Well, a while now. He is on the line with us. Brian knows not to give any answers away or you'll lose. Sooooooo...do you know the rulesof 'Mate match'?"

Sarah: "No."

DJ: "Good!"

Brian: (laughing)

Sarah: (laughing) "Brian, what the hell are you up to?"

Brian (laughing) "Just answer his questions honestly, okay? Be completely honest."

DJ: "Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions, Sarah. If your answers match Brian's answers, then the both of you will be off to Orlando, Florida for 5 days on us. Disney World. Sea World. Tickets to the Magic's game. The whole deal. Get it Sarah?"

Sarah: (laughing) "Yes."

DJ: "All right. When did you last have sex, Sarah?"

Sarah: "Oh God, Brian....uh, this morning before Brian went to work."

DJ: "What time?"

Sarah: "Around 8 this morning."

DJ: "Very good. Next question. How long did it last?"

Sarah: "12, 15 minutes maybe."

DJ: "Hmmmm. That's close enough. I am sure she is trying to protect his manhood. We've got one last question,

Sarah. You are one question away from a trip to Florida. Are you ready?"

Sarah: (laughing) "Yes."

DJ: "Where did you have it?"

Sarah: "OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn't tell them that, did you?"

Brian: "Just tell him, honey."

DJ: "What is bothering you so much,Sarah?"

Sarah: "Well, it's just that my Mom is vacationing with us
and..."

DJ: "She saw?"

Sarah: "BRIAN?!"

Brian: "No, no I didn't..."

DJ: "Ease up there, sister. Just messing' with your head. Your answer, please?"

Sara: "Dear Lord...I cannot believe you told them this."

Brian: "Come on, honey, it's for a free trip to Florida."

DJ: "Let's go, sister. We ain't got all day here. Where did you do it?"

Sarah: (short pause) "In the ass."

(long, long pause)

DJ: "We'll be right back after a word from our sponsors."

[stefania]

Oh my goddddd!!! That takes the cake!

[kansah]

Now THAT is honest!!!

[dot dot dot]

That answer most certainly kicked ass...

Eric

[Thick Eric]

That answer most certainly kicked ass...

Eric

OK Eric so more meaningless drivel from you - so what's new I hear everyone ask? Well the funny thing is you seem to be adopting double standards in your self-appointed role as acting moderator. The joke in this post is surely less suitable for children than the innocent one English Gent told which was the subject of your extraordinary comments about young girls/worried parents etc which I see from another thread you have still failed to substantiate.

BTW if you are really Dutch the best thing is not to use Americanisms you clearly don't understand - you'll just end up getting your ass kicked.

[dot dot dot]

Ah... my personal troll again, so sweet.

Took him a day to think how to answer this other post ( http://www.singaporeexpats.com/forum/ftopic24718.html ), and the result is brilliant, I am amazed... brilliant troll.

Are you running out of names for me already or not?

How's your day so far? been very busy scanning the forum for my postings?

enjoy!

Eric

[Eric to Answer?]

Ah... my personal troll again, so sweet.

Took him a day to think how to answer this other post ( http://www.singaporeexpats.com/forum/ftopic24718.html ), and the result is brilliant, I am amazed... brilliant troll.

Are you running out of names for me already or not?

How's your day so far? been very busy scanning the forum for my postings?

enjoy!

Eric

That probably wasn't a smart move Eric. Sending everyone over to the other thread is about as counter-productive as it gets. The fact is Eric you made a serious allegation concerning young girls and made reference to concerned parents, all in reference to someone you named. The simple question that will not go away is whether you are prepared to substantiate the allegations. If you are not then all you have to do is apologise.

[kansah]

been very busy scanning the forum for my postings?

enjoy!

Eric

Looks like it to me.....

Guest, just give it a rest will you? Just my penny's worth anyways.

[Guest]

been very busy scanning the forum for my postings?

enjoy!

Eric

Looks like it to me.....


Guest, just give it a rest will you? Just my penny's worth anyways.

Looks like you have been imitating and been busy, hallah, hallah mashak mozerrella