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An Englishman, an American and a German hehe!!!!

Postby Guest » Sun, 31 Jul 2005 1:20 am

An Englishman, an American and a German were sitting in a bar, drinking Beer(as they do), and discussing how stupid their wives were.

The Englishman says, "I tell you, my wife is so stupid. Last week she went to the supermarket and bought $300 worth of meat because it was on sale, and we don't even have a fridge to keep it in."

The American agrees that she sounds pretty thick, but says his wife is thicker. "Just last week, she went out and spent $17,000 on a new car," he laments, "and she doesn't even know how to drive!"

The German nods sagely, and agrees that these two woman sound like they both walked through the stupid forest and got hit by every branch. However, he still thinks his wife is dumber. "Ah, it kills me every time I tink of it," he chuckles. "My wife just left to go on a holiday in Greece. I watched her packing her bag, and she must have put about 100 condoms in there. And she doesn't even have a penis!

EG2

Postby EG2 » Sun, 31 Jul 2005 4:05 am

Well.....well ......what can I say??

pollen

Re: An Englishman, an American and a German hehe!!!!

Postby pollen » Mon, 01 Aug 2005 12:24 am

Anonymous wrote:An Englishman, an American and a German were sitting in a bar, drinking Beer(as they do), and discussing how stupid their wives were.

The Englishman says, "I tell you, my wife is so stupid. Last week she went to the supermarket and bought $300 worth of meat because it was on sale, and we don't even have a fridge to keep it in."

The American agrees that she sounds pretty thick, but says his wife is thicker. "Just last week, she went out and spent $17,000 on a new car," he laments, "and she doesn't even know how to drive!"

The German nods sagely, and agrees that these two woman sound like they both walked through the stupid forest and got hit by every branch. However, he still thinks his wife is dumber. "Ah, it kills me every time I tink of it," he chuckles. "My wife just left to go on a holiday in Greece. I watched her packing her bag, and she must have put about 100 condoms in there. And she doesn't even have a penis!


Definitely, dumber/thicker than his wife :lol:

Cherrid

Postby Cherrid » Tue, 02 Aug 2005 9:40 pm

Aiyahooooooooooooooooooooooo. Very funny. All Caucs make jokes about their stupid wives, but why :?:

thong

Postby thong » Thu, 04 Aug 2005 4:55 am

What a stupid remarck, are you okay??

Guest

Postby Guest » Fri, 05 Aug 2005 9:52 pm

This has made me laugh hehehehehaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahha


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