Fun Things To Say in a Public Restroom

[English Gent]

Fun Things To Say in a Public Restroom


1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your
neighbour, "May I borrow a highlighter?"

2. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."

3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence
with a bodily function noise

4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh shoot! My glass eye!"

6. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a
cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh
relaxingly.

7. Say, "Now how did that get there?"

8. Fill up a large flask with apple juice. Squirt it
erratically under the stall walls of your neighbours while
yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!!"

9. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of
toilet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor.
Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?

10. Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!

11. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot"

12. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your
"Cross-Dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to
the adjacent stall.