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Have you ever thought about it

Postby ksl » Fri, 29 Jul 2005 12:27 am

Here are a few things to think about that you probably have never
thought about before.

1.Can you cry under water?
2. How important does a person have to be before they are considered
assassinated instead of just murdered?

3.Why do you have to "put your two penn> '> orth in", but it's only a
"penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
4. Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck for eternity wearing the
clothes you were buried in?
5. Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
6. What disease did cured ham actually have?
7. How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be, a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

8. Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up, like, every two hours covered in crap?

9. If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

10. Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

11. Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in
binoculars to look at things on the ground?

12. Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

13. Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
14. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
15. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
16. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

17 If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a
coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
18. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't
point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

19. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're
both dogs!

20. If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why
didn't he just buy dinner?
21. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

22. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Do the Alphabet Song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same
tune?
23. Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
24. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride he sticks his head out the
window?

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Postby sapphire » Fri, 29 Jul 2005 8:28 am

Ha ha, I confess, guilty of no. 23! :lol: Good ones ksl.
It's not getting any smarter out there. You have to come to terms with stupidity, and make it work for you.

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Postby Alfalfa » Fri, 29 Jul 2005 9:05 am

:lol: :D that was funny.. we will never think of all these till today...hahaha

Good one I must say.. What if guys practises the no.18 in say Changi..it will be a total disaster...lol
We'll get along fine as soon as you realize I'm Good.


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